Soccer mom
Type G organism, feeds on misfortune of others and it's main habitat is a family van. Extremely protective of offspring
Soccer mom by NeggrusMaximus June 20, 2016
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cheerleading mom
Mother's who vicariously live through their daughters; usually quit when daughters cannot perform;mostly blonde with the blonde character.
cheerleading mom by Tinkrbell22 January 25, 2017
Your Mom
GUY : What did you do in the weekend Tom?
Tom : I did your mom.
Guy : What's your favorite food?
Tom : Your mom.
Guy : I heard you had a sleepover, who was their?
Tom : Your mom.
Guy : Jesus Tom, pull it out!
Tom : Ha, that's not what you're mom said last night.
Tom : I did your mom.
Guy : What's your favorite food?
Tom : Your mom.
Guy : I heard you had a sleepover, who was their?
Tom : Your mom.
Guy : Jesus Tom, pull it out!
Tom : Ha, that's not what you're mom said last night.
Your Mom by YourMomIsMineBitch! February 27, 2017
homework mom
Someone who will get disappointed when you don't do your homework never takes notes and will not do their homework from time to time very Mom like and will yell at you to button up your shirt if it randomly unbuttons loves his child and is very random will talk about sexual ass shit but will get very flustered at almost anything very muscular for a mother has more muscles then Dennis with his one muscle and will hold onto your iPod when you don't really have pockets and loves thin mints
homework mom by Homework Child June 9, 2017
savage mom
A mother that does anything it takes to be her child's most bad ass influence. She will show total disregard for herself when it comes to her kids.
savage mom by NotoriousJG July 7, 2017