One-eyed Snake

The one-eyed snake, other wise known as the penis or dick.

"Hey Jim, sorry i'm late, was playing with the one-eyed snake in my bathroom"

by Jackie kneoff January 1, 2016

jump on one's bones

To have sex with someone.

A: Kate is really nice to me lately.

B: Yeah, because she wants to jump on your bones. (jump on one's bones)

by Birdy Ben November 18, 2014

one note betty

a girl who talks about the same thing over and over; a girl who has an interest in just one thing and finds any reason to insert that interest into other, and sometimes non-related, things.

lisa (normal person): i can't find my cat.
tara (the one note betty): OMG, i got this cheetah print top at forever. you will soooo love it!

by not a betty February 20, 2009

One Time Joke

A joke that is never funny the second time you hear it, but was extreme funny the first time you heard it. It maybe really annoying if you heard it all the time!

Person 1: Where do one legged ladies work? IHop!
Person 2: Yeah, I have heard that before. It's a one time joke!

by MyMusicAddiction August 20, 2010

banging one out

A Hard wank when your'e against the clock

my wife just said she will be home shortly, i better be banging one out

by Angel Rangel November 25, 2013

the last of the real ones

the biggest bop of the century

lmao i love the last of the real ones

by iiadrenalized June 29, 2018

one man gang

"One man gang" refers to a particular type of Gangsta which is independent, who relies on nobody but himself. You can be certain that any man who is a "one man gang"; can push drugs, defend himself and initiate attacks without hesitation. "Playas" considered in this category have a distinct lack of fear that allow them to carry out their plans without hesitation, a feature many envy.

Billy: "Yo, you hear what Tommy did yesterday?
Marcus: "What?"
Billy: "He robbed a drug dealer blind..."
Marcus: "Damn that Tommy sounds like a One Man Gang"

by PiggyB September 22, 2020