Cakes

Cakes

Come get these cakes

by Poloman14 September 7, 2022

Spaffa cake

When you jizz on a Jaffa Cake then eat it.

Those Spaffa Cakes are so tasty.

by Waynedip December 27, 2020

AIDS Birthday Cake

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.

"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018

Cheese cake

Smashing a cake in a girls toes and licking it off

I pretended that i was going to tie my shoe but i sneaked up behind my girlfriend and did a cheese cake!

by Coralkomi July 25, 2022

Cake

Cake: going to sleep

Man I’ve been up for over 2 days I’m about to cake. I’ll talk to you in the am!

by FunCookie June 30, 2023

cake man

When a man gets cake it refers to getting women or can be used as getting some ass can also be used as a troll or a hype .

Hey pinny how was your night did you have fun are you the cake man

by Sir yitz January 4, 2021

Cake leap surprise

When you're pet give the surprise by leaping on your birthday cake.

Damn it my cat gave me a cake leap surprise.

by 459395 February 17, 2022