Black Wishes

BAD LUCK.

My life is just black wishes.

by Leana Ollen December 28, 2011

Black Vortex

When you incorrectly perform a donkey punch on a female and end up with an unconscious girl with an extremely tight butthole caused by her entire nervous system going into shock after you've incorrectly donkey punched her in the back of the head. The butthole may be so tight as to prevent removal, sucking the dick in deeper like quicksand.

"The other night I stuck my cock in a Dyson vacuum."
"Oh, like a Black Vortex?"

by RogerRappit November 26, 2011

Black Camero

A hot ride to a party in your pants. The reason they say "once you go black... you'really in a wheelchair." The biggest, blackest hot rod ever seen. Slightly triangular and deadly.

Virgins are scared of the black camero.
You don't ride the Black Camero, it rides you...to death.

by nazinator March 18, 2015

Black Ines

She operates mostly in Caucasus but can be spotted in the nearby cities, too. She is characterised by flirting with random unsuspecting men. Little is known about her life. There are only legends about its enormous complexity.

Where have you been, man? It's been 2 hours.

I met black Ines. She just told me what she cooked for lunch.

by Pervert40 August 26, 2019

Black Metal

Black is the night, Metal we fight
Power amps set to explode
Energy screams, magic and dreams
Satan records their first note
We chime the bell, chaos and Hell
Metal for maniacs pure
Faster than steel, fortune on wheels
Brain hemorrhage is the cure
For Black Metal
Black Metal
Black Metal
Black Metal
Black Metal
Lay down your souls to the gods Rock 'n' Roll
Freaking so wild, nobody's mild
Giving it all that you got
Wild is so right, Metal tonight
Faster than over the top
Open the door, enter Hell's core
Black is the code for tonight
Atomic force, feel no remorse
Crank up the amps, now it's night
Black Metal
Black Metal
Black Metal
Black Metal
Black Metal
Lay down your souls to the gods Rock 'n' Roll
Metal tenfold through the deadly black hole
Riding Hell's stallions bareback and free
Taking our chances with raw energy
Come ride the night with us, rock hard and fight
United my legions we stand
Freak hard and wild for us, give up your souls
Live for the quest Satan's band
Let's go!
Against these odds, Black Metal gods
Fight to achieve our goal
Casting a spell, leather and Hell
Black Metal gods, Rock 'n' Roll
Building up steam, nuclear screams
War-heads are ready to fight
Black leather hounds, faster than sound
Metal, our purpose in life

Black Metal
Black Metal
Black Metal
Black Metal
Black Metal
Lay down your souls to the gods Rock 'n' Roll
Black Metal

by Death Menace March 15, 2023

black-barred

Used primarily in gaming terminology. Refers to the amount of "health" a character has left. Often health shows up as a red or green bar on the screen, as the health diminishes the bar becomes black. The term "black-barred" is used when an individual has so little health remaining that no red or green may be seen, simply the black bar that has replaced it. Generally used as an expression of emergency.

I need a healer, I am black-barred!

I can't fight that guy while I am black-barred.

I hit that guy so many times, he must be black-barred.

by Hbrodie April 4, 2016

black egg

spoiled rotten,OR a jerk, OR can go die in a hole, AND TASTE BAD

.YOUR A BLACK EGG AMANDA

.MY KID IS A BLACK EGG
. PILLS ARE BLACK EGGS
.STRESS IS A BLACK EGG

by HEHEHEHEHHEHEHHE November 24, 2019