jack sparrow`s boot

The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.

"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".

by Clothears January 11, 2014

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80's muffle

When the sound engineering and quality of a movie's audio makes it evident that the movie was made in the 80's.

The movie Heathers has that nice, crispy 80's muffle that makes you shit and cum in your pants.

by parcelsa February 03, 2022

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RIG(S)

Russian Independent Gang - Brings in child trafficking, sex trafficking, krokodil (cheap form of heroin that eats away at the body from the inside out), Buys off city politicians and district attorneys and destroys cities by infiltrating the police force, fbi, dea. You city will be a cesspool of drug overdoses, crime and massive destruction. GOOD LUCK. They already weaseled their way into Seattle, PDX, SFO, LAX, Austin.

RIG(S) = The "r.i.g." aka "rigs" aka "rig" have spray painted their names on every building possible throughout to city of Seattle. "Seek and Destroy" is their motto and the politicians are all bought off. "Speak No Evil, See No Evil, Hear No Evil." from the West Coast politicians and DA to the "Mother Fricking Russian Mafia." Your city shall be destroyed and filled with a cesspool of drug addicts, sex traffickers, puppy traffickers, car chop shops and graffitied and vandalized at every corner. The "RIG" destroyed another quiet neighborhood in a once beautiful city known as "The Dirty Needle" formerly known as "Seattle"

by LegalizeHeroin November 26, 2021

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DH111's Rule 17b

If a person were to exist, this person would know this rule in due course, no matter how ridiculous it sounds. And then it passes through generations until eventually it gets forgotten and discarded.

Father: Hey, have you read DH111's Rule 17b yet?
Jimmy: No, I don't wanna Dad!
Father: Do you wish not to be happy, knowing DH111 is protecting you?!
Jimmy: Okay, okay! Jeez...

by DH111 June 25, 2024

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