Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang to show exclamation

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer

by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022

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Fart slap

A fart slap.

"I want to fart slap."
"Ok."

by slappybullworm January 30, 2025

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Emotional Chippy Slap

When someone shuts down an idea that meant a lot to you.

I suggest burritos for dinner but my partner hit me with an emotional chippy slap

by Badie1010 August 31, 2023

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SLAP

Sounds Like A Plan

Josh: Do you want to go to the skatepark after work

Emily: SLAP

by jemilyboshua April 9, 2025

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SLAP MY NUTS

MEANS FUCK YOU

WHEN YOU GET MAD YOU WILL SAY SLAP MY NUTS

by anonymous October 27, 2021

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An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.

Hey bro. I had to break out the Ole strike and slap on that idiot.

by Love Stinks January 5, 2024

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