michelin man

Someone wearing at least one tire on their body.

You’re just a michelin man.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Boss Man

A tall black man who sides with crips and always picks fights he cant win. He always says the word “Boss”.

Hey, Boss Man.
I’m not boss man, boss, ‘crips’.

by The anon man June 24, 2021

Brittle Man

A self-proclaimed superhero from inner-city Frankfurt whose only superpower is the ability to break into many pieces upon contact with ANYTHING.
(He has yet to win his first confrontation with his arch-nemesis, The Green Lantern.)

Brittle Man: I have come to break.....you.

by rock'n sock'em boppers July 24, 2010

molasses man

A sugar daddy that isn't quite a sugar daddy. A molasses man is either to poor to be an actual sugar daddy, not dating the person, or both. Another term for a molasses man is stevia friend but molasses man sound better.

"He is not a sugar daddy! He's a molasses man."

by Thecoolestjurassicparkfan July 21, 2023

Muscle Man

The greatest character in any TV show ever premiered on Cartoon Network. This is an undisputed fact because of his stunning looks, his amazing humor, and his deep and beautiful voice. He is also tall, skinny, smart, and very charming.

Guy1: Hey bro, do you know who else is Muscle Man? MY MOM!
Guy2: Swag

by PLEASECANIHAVEAIGN May 6, 2022

L MANS

An L "Friend" who does too much to impress their friends or the opposite gender.

Scene: The "L MANS", Tre and a group of girl
L Mans: Ayo Tre didn't you ask me for a dollar yesterday because you were a dollar off!
Tre: Bro...you is an L Mans

by HarrietTubman'sduaghta May 17, 2022

Rust Man

An individual, which plays the peasant-like game Rust, within this game, they wear no clothes and harras other players commonly screaming REE, whilst battering others with rocks, or screaming incomprehensible words at wildlife and boats.

Example:

Human: wow look another human

Rust Man: REEEEEEE *smacks head in with rock*

by Absolute God June 16, 2018