shank your mum

To shove a large, vainy, hard, wet, dick up someone’s mum making her scream at the top of her lungs ‘I’m going to cum!!’

I’m going to shank your mum! I’ll shove my hard, vainy, large, wet dick your mum and she will be screaming ‘I’m going to cum’

by TopShagger4 September 24, 2018

Scan your badges

To "check someone out" or see if they are appealing to you

John: Give me your instagram

Emma: Why?
John: I have to scan your badges before I invite you anywhere.

by Logically June 3, 2018

Your mom is a guy

A phrase that shows more power than the infinity gauntlet, can kill anyone you play the card against unless their mom says "because I said so" and ultimate comeback that can cripple you within seconds and set your family ablaze.

Billy: "Your mom is a guy" Guys mom: "Your gay because I said so" Billy: *Melts as he screams in agony and his family tells him it's his fault.

by urmomaguy June 7, 2018

got your neck

when you get someone to look at your hand, BELOW THE WAIST, making the okay symbol with your fingers. very common at most schools and immature people.

Ricky: I think you dropped your pencil.
Bhecki: oh let me get that
Ricky: GOT YOUR NECK
Bhecki: rUde

by yourmomsis March 16, 2019

bum your mum

The act of having buttsex with a mother

"Go bum your mum!"

by mmmm yummy yummy cummy cummy September 17, 2019

Get your money

An old union term referring to a foreman or superintendent going to the union hall to collect a workers wages before firing them.

Hey man, I am going to be late today.
Dude, boss man gonna get your money!

by helrunr August 15, 2019

shoot your goo

The act of loading your body up on iron and magnesium in order to ejaculate farther

Arin: Shoot your goo on my Danny!
Danny: Arin I'm really uncomfortable.

by Raging_Ginger2400 June 3, 2016