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Crack taco

The state of recovery after a long weekend of gay bars and unlocked doors, and pool
parties.
I am a total Crack taco after Palm Springs Pride.
by NopeNah November 7, 2019
mugGet the Crack tacomug.

Taco

A dimwit who is afraid to even set foot in an athletic arena who lives in his Mommy’s basement where he struggles with his latent homosexuality and addiction to autoeroticism. Often unable to spell even monosyllabic words due to spending all of his time trolling the internet looking for bottomless pictures of Timothée Chalamet
Don’t pay attention to anything that guy says, he’s a Taco. In fact, you should probably say a prayer for him. Every night he cries about how awful his life is, and uses the tears as lubricant for his masturbatory addiction. Just pray the internet doesn’t run out of twink porn or he may go postal.
by LetsBeHonest5 February 16, 2023
mugGet the Tacomug.

Taco-Rama

A situation where it's a tight squeeze getting by because two or more objects or people are standing too close together.

A type of body motion one takes to make themselves smaller so as to be able to squeeze between two people or objects to get by.
The guy in the parking space next to us is parked right on top of us! It's gonna be a Taco-Rama getting in.

There were thousands of people attending the concert, it was so packed, i had to do the Taco-Rama to get through everybody. I almost pissed my pants!
by jwarm2 September 27, 2023
mugGet the Taco-Ramamug.

The Spicy Taco

A sexual position where you stick two jalapeños in random holes, the have sex with the third one.
That prostitute said she'd be up for anything, so we did the spicy taco
by Nate Eclipse June 17, 2021
mugGet the The Spicy Tacomug.

Hot Taco

Pour hot sauce all over a girls body then lick it off, before eating her out.
I really like to use mango habanero sauce when I give my girl a Hot Taco
by AbsoluteAltitude November 24, 2020
mugGet the Hot Tacomug.

glossy taco

okay and now its time to put on the glossy taco... and were done!
by lol idk what to put April 18, 2018
mugGet the glossy tacomug.

Taco bell

A fast food place that serves shat causing food. I like their food because it tastes lake spice and beef and cheese. Also whenever I take my friend here he orders Doritos locos tacos and shits out watery ass in my bathroom. It’s worth it though it tastes so good.
Billy: I want Taco Bell

Todd: yayayaayayyayayayayaayayyaay lets goooooo!!!!
by FootFungus420 January 25, 2021
mugGet the Taco bellmug.

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