Penis Tranquilizer

A person who is so ugly, that when A man with an erect penis sees the person, their penis immediately shrinks as if they jumped from a hot tub into a cold pool.

I was at the beach when I saw this girl who had some nice tits. I saw the tits and got a huge erection, but I lost my erection when I saw that bitches face. She was a penis tranquilizer for sure.

by BigDaddyTeddyBear June 24, 2011

open for penis

The equivalent of "open for business," but for sex.

Girl: I am so open for penis right now.

by somethingsomething88 October 4, 2011

penis music

very good music

Yo r u listening to penis music???

yeah

wow ur cool

by anonymous January 25, 2021

Atley's Penis

A fat honking piece of delicious meat that resembles a 13 foot table leg. Most women can't handle that kind of meat so they have to improvise.

I love the taste of Atley's Penis

by Atley pepepeo January 4, 2022

Crater Penis

A penis that is so small that it is inverted, much like a crater

Samantha: Oh My God, please whip it out John
John: *whips it out*
Samantha: Ew, it's a crater penis!!!!

by Crater, Esq. December 23, 2010

Caterpillar Penis

When a mans penis is shaped like it has as series of nobs of nuckles on his penis.

Alistair Oleary has a caterpillar penis

by MommaZoom September 7, 2010

Backy Penis

Backy penis is just a normal Roll-Your-Own Cigarette with a slight change.

Before you put your loose tobacco(Backy) into to your rolling paper, you rub the particles of tobacco over your penis or anothers penis. For extra pleasure some people ejaculate over the tobacco.

Peter: "Simon! You want to do some backy penis tonight?"

Simon: "Yeah sure. I'm up for that man"

Peter: " What shall we do? sperm or no sperm?"

Simon "Sperm!"

by Electromad May 10, 2010