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penis weight lifting day

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an international day held on the 22nd of march where males around the world lift weight with their genitals
i’m so excited for penis weight lifting day !
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Penis Butt Keg 

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The act of plunging one’s penis into an arse, taking a cum, and popping it out to allow the foamy cum to drizzle from the nizzle.
She got so hot watching the democratic debate she asked me to penis butt keg her. I couldn’t do it.
Penis Butt Keg by The word of god February 5, 2020
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Penis Audio

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Definition: When a man misinterprets a woman's sincere, non-sexual request for or offer of something as a sexual advance. In other words, he "hears" with his penis.
Example:
Female coworker: "Can we get together some time this week and go over the new brochures?" (Inner thoughts: "Sigh. I hope he doesn't think I'm coming on to him. I really hope he has his penis audio turned completely off this time.")

Male coworker: "Of course." (Inner thoughts: "She wants to fuck me." )
Penis Audio by Vlad the Clown April 7, 2020
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Penis quife 

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That which happens from a air bubble/pocket produced between strokes/pumps
My lady was giving me a double handy and got a surprise penis quife when her strokes were out of sink
Penis quife by Walstur April 17, 2020
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Penis pull 

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When a girl grab a man penis and pulls it to make him cum
I just gave him a penis pull
Penis pull by Thepenispull April 20, 2020
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Penis envy 

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Something a lot of Irish guys have.
Girl-You have penis envy.
Irish Guy- I have the worst penis envy you've ever known about, I'm Irish what do you expect?
Penis envy by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020
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