open for penis

The equivalent of "open for business," but for sex.

Girl: I am so open for penis right now.

by somethingsomething88 October 4, 2011

Penis Recruit

One who explores with the intent of discovering and then recruiting male sex organs for one's own sexual pleasure and/or military based movement.

"Penis Recruit" is derived from the English "cock" and the greek based "not-general".

A large angry third world country refugee stumbles upon a convoy of U.S. military soldiers.
This refugee will then "roofy" and brainwash these soldiers, then use their "ding-dong's" to conquer Quebec, Canada.
Therefore making him a penis recruit.

by G-Funk Carl September 24, 2010

penis music

very good music

Yo r u listening to penis music???

yeah

wow ur cool

by anonymous January 25, 2021

penis press

when you iron you penis to where is is “pressed”

John “i just penis pressed today”

Larry “so you got the flatbread?”

John “that’s what Hannah said she likes”

Larry “hah lol so she has a coin slot”

by what do i mood come April 15, 2020

Penis Poacher

Another word for a homosexual, faggot, colon cowboy, butt pirate, or fudgepacker.

"John, I think the that guy that put the rubber fist in my anus was a penis poacher"

by rgeezy January 8, 2009

Penis Symphony

SWING IT IN THE AIR LIKE U JUST DONT CARE TRUMPET PENIS YAYAYAY

I Play in a Penis SYMPHONY I USE MY COCK AS A DRUM STICK

by MrSit April 11, 2015

Caterpillar Penis

When a mans penis is shaped like it has as series of nobs of nuckles on his penis.

Alistair Oleary has a caterpillar penis

by MommaZoom September 7, 2010