by bellygirl May 11, 2010
Get the cat-door hipsmug. by TAquaagina June 25, 2019
Get the Sexy time catmug. 1: insider code giving another guy a warning about a female, more specifically about her propensity to be a crazy cat lady
2: cautionary statement about a female who is less dateable than advertised due to a prolonged stretch of romantic inactivity (which leads to clinginess)
Also note that x increases with a particular girl's level of insanity, and can thus be used as a measure of how much caution should be warranted in attempting to approach her.
2: cautionary statement about a female who is less dateable than advertised due to a prolonged stretch of romantic inactivity (which leads to clinginess)
Also note that x increases with a particular girl's level of insanity, and can thus be used as a measure of how much caution should be warranted in attempting to approach her.
John: "Sarah seems pretty cute. What's her story?"
Dave: "Dude, she's got cats."
John: "Tough. How many are we talking about?"
Dave: "At least 6, maybe 7..."
John: "So, like back away slowly then run for the door?"
Dave: "Exactly"
OR
John: "Amanda seems pretty cute. What's happening there?"
Dave: "She's got cats."
John: "How many?"
Dave: "Only a couple."
John: "I can work with that..."
Dave: "Dude, she's got cats."
John: "Tough. How many are we talking about?"
Dave: "At least 6, maybe 7..."
John: "So, like back away slowly then run for the door?"
Dave: "Exactly"
OR
John: "Amanda seems pretty cute. What's happening there?"
Dave: "She's got cats."
John: "How many?"
Dave: "Only a couple."
John: "I can work with that..."
by discgolf January 24, 2010
Get the She's got catsmug. Based on the seminal psychological experiments by the eponymous scientist, the phrase has come to indicate a situation in which a straight man, traditionally equipped with a thorn-like tongue stud, provides such explosively exciting cunnilingus to a lesbian that she questions and/or reconsiders her sexual orientation.
Phil: Yo Tawd, did you end up scoring with that short-haired hipster chick last night? We all thought she was a lesbian!
Tawd: Turns out you guys were right, but after a good 'ol Thorndike Confused Cat last night, she stuck around for pancakes and buttsex this morning!
Phil: Dude, the final frontier?! Awesome!
Tawd: Yep. Pretty awesome.
Tawd: Turns out you guys were right, but after a good 'ol Thorndike Confused Cat last night, she stuck around for pancakes and buttsex this morning!
Phil: Dude, the final frontier?! Awesome!
Tawd: Yep. Pretty awesome.
by Tawd the Bawler October 11, 2011
Get the Thorndike Confused Catmug. Hey man, I think I am starting to develop a cat scratch fever after that girl last night at the club.
by humanfatw June 17, 2010
Get the cat scratch fevermug. Meaning "to masturbate", it is derived from the following joke.
An owner of a bakery was an avid cake-baker , but her three children never failed to steal and eat the cake before it could be used for its intended purpose (To be sold. Duh). The woman decided to find out who was eating these cakes. She included a few tablespoons of metal BBs (the kind that go in Airsoft guns) into the cake batter.
Later that day, the baker was approached by her (very freaked) daughter. "Mom, mom, I went to the bathroom and I pissed out BBs!"
And so the mother beat her daughter.
A few hours later, her second daughter ran up to her and repeated the exact same thing as the first daughter.
And so the mother beat her daughter.
After dinner, her son ran up to her and said, "Mom, mom, I was down in the basement jacking off, and I shot the cat!"
An owner of a bakery was an avid cake-baker , but her three children never failed to steal and eat the cake before it could be used for its intended purpose (To be sold. Duh). The woman decided to find out who was eating these cakes. She included a few tablespoons of metal BBs (the kind that go in Airsoft guns) into the cake batter.
Later that day, the baker was approached by her (very freaked) daughter. "Mom, mom, I went to the bathroom and I pissed out BBs!"
And so the mother beat her daughter.
A few hours later, her second daughter ran up to her and repeated the exact same thing as the first daughter.
And so the mother beat her daughter.
After dinner, her son ran up to her and said, "Mom, mom, I was down in the basement jacking off, and I shot the cat!"
by Dragonfiregamer January 6, 2010
Get the Go Shoot a Catmug. NOW PUT YO RIGHT HAND IN THE AIR
PUT THE LEFT ONE IN YO UNDERWEAR
NOW TICKLE DAT CAT,TICKLE DAT CAT
NOW TICKLE DAT CAT,TICKLE DAT CAT
PUT THE LEFT ONE IN YO UNDERWEAR
NOW TICKLE DAT CAT,TICKLE DAT CAT
NOW TICKLE DAT CAT,TICKLE DAT CAT
by deilo August 18, 2008
Get the tickle dat catmug.