Thomas

40 year old virgin, that looks hilarious as Carl from Jimmy Newtron

That "H" better stay silent, or else I'm gonna tear its little arms off its crossbar thing. OR Thomas, noun, "A dumb name."

by wetnoodleman April 9, 2017

thomas

Highly intelligent , charming and impatient with ridiculous questions. A fantastic listener and has a quirky sense of humour.

He can charm any girl he likes but often too shy to do so. Mostly associated with the word cutie and sexy.

Thomas : Richly cutie. Sexy richly.

by Princesslitte July 6, 2017

Thomas

Thomas by far would have to be the most beautiful discovery of all time. A humble person who doesn't realize that he makes the world a better place just by being in it. His dark and funny humor accompanied by a heart stopping smile makes him a girl magnet. His extremely loyal and confides only to a handful of friends whom he trusts but if you break that trust, you better run to an unknown destination because he'll make you feel as small as a nit. Other than that, Thomas is a remarkable man who is determined to achieve his goals and marry the girl of his dreams. Thomas and friends can get up to mischief and deviously play pranks on poor innocent girls who are oblivious to their cunning acts, but it's all fun and games.

I wonder whether Thomas does any squats because his ass looks so fine and perky.

by callmeselfish November 28, 2017

Thomas

Thomas is a very cute person, a person who’ll most likely brighten up your day, and is a killer with his smile and laugh. His beautiful brown hair and gorgeous brown eyes will always make your day better every time you see him, your heart skips every time you bump into him or see him hanging by. You always try your best to be near him because he’s a genuinely funny guy that makes you actually laugh, but it’s hard for you to tell your feelings to him because a bunch of people like him. Thomas likes to play basketball. He is sometimes bratty but yet super cute and could never make you stop liking him. If you tease him he’d probably turn red. He is the most adorable fricking person ever.

Friend: Hey, whatcha looking at?
Y/N: That hot guy Thomas
Friend: Omg his smile is so beautiful

Y/N: IKR!

by GenuinelyFunny December 4, 2019

Thomas

A aggresive, cummy bastard that sounds like thomas the tank engine when he rages.

'Oh look, thomas the choo choo train is here.'

by Urmomsahœ January 30, 2020

Thomas

A verb used to describe a snitching sibling.

My brother pulled a real Thomas yesterday.

by sibling of a thomas June 3, 2020

Thomas

A person who has very small pp.

Ew, you're such a thomas. Suck my pp u pp head

by CEO of big pp August 3, 2020