An earthquake that occurs on Valentines Day due to many people having sex at one time. The earth's rotation is initially affected, then the earth's tectonic plates become destabilized. It is at this point that tremors ensue. Of note, areas that are known for people that "Pour the Coal" when having sex are most at risk for earthquakes of this nature.
Man, I was poring the coal and Valentines Day so hard that a 4.4 Valentine's Day Earthquake happened!
by Flightnursejim February 16, 2014
The Friday before Valentine’s Day, or Valentine’s Day if it’s on a Friday. Goth Valentine’s Day is at its peak if it falls on Friday the 13th.
by STABBHHGJFJCJ January 23, 2022
bullet for my valentine is comming to the tweeter center with iron maiden and my mom wont take me :(
by depressed for not being able to go August 21, 2006
bullet for my valentine are an incredible screamo/metal band from wales. Apparently they are good mates with funeral for a friend.
The Poison is their first full length album. The Poison and Room 409 are 2 of the best tracks from this album but the whole thing is amazing so its hard to choose the best track.
The best artist to come out of wales for ages!!!! Check them out and rock on!!!!
The Poison is their first full length album. The Poison and Room 409 are 2 of the best tracks from this album but the whole thing is amazing so its hard to choose the best track.
The best artist to come out of wales for ages!!!! Check them out and rock on!!!!
by davetm December 10, 2005
An emo band from the UK, whos fanbase consist of teenagers in denial of what their genre is, who will go to great lengths to advertise the band on such websites as www.urbandictionary.com, in the hope that a person who is not a fan of their music will be converted by visiting their website and seeing their clearly un-emo song titles.
The band attempts to increase their reputation within the heavy metal community by covering songs by heavy metal bands, and turning up at inappropriate heavy metal festivals where it is quickly apparent they don't belong.
Bullet For My Valentines biggest financial weakness is it's fans, who are unable to fathom that their favourite band is in the genre of Emo; although their album sales are substantial enough to keep them is business, a large percentage of their fans aren't able to get permission from their parents to go see them in concert.
The band attempts to increase their reputation within the heavy metal community by covering songs by heavy metal bands, and turning up at inappropriate heavy metal festivals where it is quickly apparent they don't belong.
Bullet For My Valentines biggest financial weakness is it's fans, who are unable to fathom that their favourite band is in the genre of Emo; although their album sales are substantial enough to keep them is business, a large percentage of their fans aren't able to get permission from their parents to go see them in concert.
Person A: *listening to music*
Person B: what you listening to?
Person A: Bullet For My Valentine. They're the best band ever, even though I won't listen to anything else. Visit their website.
Person B: No thank you, I don't want to visit their website.
Person A: Shut up! They're not emo, you're emo! I hate you.
Person B: what you listening to?
Person A: Bullet For My Valentine. They're the best band ever, even though I won't listen to anything else. Visit their website.
Person B: No thank you, I don't want to visit their website.
Person A: Shut up! They're not emo, you're emo! I hate you.
by pwrpete May 02, 2009
an awesome hardcore emo band from wales. best songs are hand of blood and four words to choke apon. they have only had 1 album but its fukin amazing all the same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i recommend anyone goin on this website to laugh at chavs do go and check them out www.purevolume.com/bulletformyvalentine
bullet for my valentine are the greatest!!!!!!
bullet for my valentine are the greatest!!!!!!
by chezza September 10, 2005
A shitty metalcore band who, for some reason, everybody i no likes. They suck. They do not deserve to play metal. Anybody who is a huge fan of them is not a true metalhead. If you think they are okay, I think you're wrong, but I forgive you, as long as you like some real metal bands too. Fuckin Emo pieces of shit.
Person 1: "Dude, I LOVE Bullet for My Valentine."
Person 2: (Laughing) "Dude, go grow some nuts and start listening to some REAL metal, like Lamb of God or Metallica.
Person 2: (Laughing) "Dude, go grow some nuts and start listening to some REAL metal, like Lamb of God or Metallica.
by Metalh3ad88 January 07, 2009