ur mom

Ur mom is a offensive saying that is common with 9 or 10 year olds.

Bob:How are you today?

Dan:How is your mom today?

Dan was found in a ditch 1 year later.

by anonymous October 29, 2021

Ur mom

Pure comedy and swaggyness

The child ask his dad “what are you doing” the father says “ur mom”

by superhotomnisexual July 16, 2021

ur mom

top tier humor is ur mom

“yo bro wyd?”
“ur mom”

by sierraig July 19, 2021

ur mom

1. the person who gave birth to you
2. and insult

ur mom:
child: yo mama... OOOOOOOOOOOOH
child 2: stfu

by harderdaddyyy August 1, 2021

ur mom

joke innit

person 1: dude wtf are you doing

person 2: ur mom

by imdoingurmomlol February 17, 2022

Ur mom

Is ugly

Dude she’s so ugly I mean she’s ur mom

by Marcos657emopizza February 17, 2022

ur mum

This phrase is used (mostly in England) as one of the best way to end a conversation. The reason for this is because there is no way to reply to it.

Example 1:
Joe: What do you want for dinner tonight?

Jeff: Ur mum

Example 2:
Bob: Harry you’re so ugly

Harry: Ur mum

Example 3:
Teacher: Harvey, did you do your homework?

Harvey: No

Teacher: Why not?

Harvey: Ur mum

by Ur mum definition February 18, 2022