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Scottish Turner

A sexual act where the male, whilst in a woman beings her to his chest and begins to spin while headbutting her till she falls uncioncous. Then the male continues to have intercourse with her untill done.
Joe: "Did you see the state of steph this morning? She must have got a Scottish Turner."
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Giggle Turner

The act of a giggling with out actually making any noise.
While I was on the phone with her I knew she was Giggle Turnering due to the long pause.
by JB11RX November 1, 2011
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paris turner

by goodbouncy November 5, 2023
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Alex Turner

A sexy little swine, a grandpa, probably doesn't know how to use a phone, singer of the best band in the world. He's also British.
Alex Turner can respectfully bash his guitar on my head.
by firesidemybeloved January 29, 2024
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Zachary Turner

Devilishly handsome, excellent manners, can be kinda a hot head if provoked, loves everyone, enjoys making people laugh, owns his true love Sarah as she owns him beautiful couple super funny together. He enjoys going on adventures likes to shoot hoops shoot shit period really enjoys archery all around fun interesting individual
Look at how Zachary Turner looks at Sarah like no one else except her exists he sees her and just lights up
by KRAZYWORLD April 7, 2023
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alex turner

a hot man who every girl with good taste wants to marry
alex turner” is so hot
by thatisfp July 22, 2023
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colton turner

Colton turner is a name originating in North America. Studies show that someone named colton turner likely has a great relationship with his father, but may have a sexual relationship with his mother, and often times dropping everything just to chat with her. It is also likely that this person is overweight for his age, and can likely produce up to 3.7 pounds of fecal matter daily due to his eating habits.
Guy 1: dude did you play the new call of duty yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.
by Regular_ordinary_guy August 6, 2023
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