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Treadwinkles

FatPat the WATER RAT

She is a stupid, fake teacher, that teaches a fake class. COMMUNICATIONS:
1.I will never use this class in my life
2.I haven't learned shit.


All treadwinkles cares about is DEBATE.

She is fat, with obviously DYED red hair, who realllly needs to get her roots done, come on now! you aren't foolin' anyone.

BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH

She has wasted an entire 6 weeks of my life. I skip her class as much as I can.




BURDEN OF HELL.
Treadwinkles the red bearded owl
the tootsy pop commercials
by REPTAR000 March 31, 2009
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treadmarks

The shitstains that are left on the bottom of a toilet even after flushing.
My shit wasn't too hard, and wasn't totally liquid, so I left treadmarks.
by SDoakes October 2, 2009
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tepapathy

the ability to produce an epic fail... with your mind
Doctor Kein just created a tepapathy in himself by careening right into the water cooler.
by suridomo October 19, 2009
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treacle hunter

An adult male who inserts a mid-sized crochet hook into his urethra. Once reaching the base of the penis, makes a sharp twist and pulls the urethra out backwards.
Overly curious ER patient: "What's wrong with that guy, his crotch is covered in blood?"

ER nurse: "Oh, just another treacle hunter"
by spozbot March 15, 2010
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Treadmillasaur

Fat/obese person that goes on a treadmill only once, and thinks after doing so that they are healthy and losing weight.
Look at that Treadmillasaur, does that dumb bitch really think she is gonna lose 300 pounds in one day
by IlikeSnacksOnMonday October 1, 2010
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Treadmill Gerbil

1. A person unable to wrap their minds around the fact that you don't need a gym membership to be or stay in shape.

2. An idiot or tool who frequents Gyms, mainly for the purpose of picking up on people.

3. A jerk who takes personal offense to persons lounging in comfy fitness wear.

4. One of those douches from "Jersey Shore"
Person#1: So I was at the Quik Stop getting a pack of smokes and I was totally getting the stink eye from some Treadmill Gerbil in under armor wear, probably because I was wearing my yoga pants, yanno the ones that my mom got me? The really comfy ones. And my reeboks.

Person#2: Ugh, I hate those people. I don't think they even know how to run off of a treadmill.

Person#1: Yeah...running down a street around a block might cause them to have a conniption, they'd probably stand on their front stoop wondering where the "start" button is.
by Not Anna Blume April 6, 2011
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TheParlousPanda

Given the nickname Joe, TheParlousPanda was the first panda to survive in a human body. the operation took 3 days, and every organ and limb was successfully transplanted apart from his penis, he is the only human alive with a pandas penis, said to be 4 feet long and extremely furry. He now lives in Leicester England and works at his local zoo for a living.
theparlouspanda aka joe has a pandas penis
by OllieBeeeee November 22, 2011
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