tiny tot

Slang term for very small penis

Did you see Michael's tiny tot when his shorts fell? It was like looking at a shriveled tator tot

by Mr.starbux October 5, 2017

tater tot

when some one is very boy crazy. nonstop talks about boys. this person also smells funny. this is a nickname people call others who do that.

Hey tater tot!!

by tatayy222 October 27, 2019

Tainter Tots

This delicious delicacy is made with the leftover smegma from your gooch. The tasty remnants are then rolled up into little tatter tot sized balls and baked on high for 30-35 minutes. It is crucial that they are given 5 minutes to cool, as this will complete the crisping process. Recommended for ages 5+

Johnny Crapplebees: Yo Tyrant, I’m looking for a nice side to go with my turkey sandwich. Any suggestions?

Tyrantula: Juicy Johnson.. I got the perfect snack for you. Try some of the Tainter Tots I made last night, they’ll really hit the spot and even pack some protein. I also have a nice creamy dipping sauce for ya too if you’re interested ;)

Johnny Crapplebees: Wow.

by Stoney69 March 23, 2019

dinger tots

A straight white male, cocky in nature, known by his crew for hitting lots of dingers; it is common knowledge that if he is not hitting dingers he can be found getting high or at the local KFC

Opposing team: "move in this kid sucks"
Dinger tots:"fuck you I'm dinger tots!"

by Bret3576 May 31, 2016

Tot

Totalitarian

All of these Tot’s trying to oppress the rest of us. We just want to live and be free. They’re all Nazis.

by AntiTotalitarian August 8, 2021

from tots to thots

if you know what a tot is and if you know what a thot is its self explanitory.

my baby girls went from tots to thots

by khroma December 1, 2021

Cabbage Tots

Another term for Brussels sprouts.

"Could you please pass the Brussels sprouts?"

"The what?"

"Oh sorry. Could you please pass the cabbage tots?"

by briareos02 June 6, 2013