jeff toast

White toast that has been refrigerated, becoming cold, moist, and largely undesirable.
Breakfast in hell is jeff toast and warm diet soda.
by Jeffrey Toast September 06, 2007
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Scenes on toast

'Scenes on toast' can be used in a variety of contexts especially when seeing something that is impressive, interesting and/or appealing to a 18-year old virgin. The history is derived from 'beans on toast' as well as 'absolute scenes'.
Wow! did you see those nudes? Absolute scenes on toast!
by Callum Fraser, Dafydd March 13, 2017
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French Toasted

A bachelor party / stag party prank. When the groom passes out in the sun, eggs and bread are applied to his naked body. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the groom.
Morgs and 14 of his mates went to Kaiikooora for his stag party. We dressed him in only a g string and made him drink fish bait with warm beer. When he passed out in the sun we french toasted him!
by KStagK November 18, 2013
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Maryland Toast

Fancy hipster bread exclusivly served with a big ass soft shell crab from E.A.R.L. in Honolulu, Hawaii, aka the "tummy slappah."
Bruh, that Maryland Toast soft shell crab sandwich is onolicious.
by Jiggysquares December 17, 2020
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toast well

the holes in a toaster where bread goes

(no shit!!)
don't stick ur finger in the toast well, son
by Nige C January 30, 2004
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toast the bagels

Coded language about killing Jews
A man sits next to another man on a park bench - they look around carefully, “Make the call; it’s time to toast the bagels,” the one man says to the other.
by Cyclone B March 09, 2019
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Friendship toast

Cinnamon toast made especially for your best friend. You must serve them while singing a mildly creepy song, normally getting a half flattered, half disturbed reaction. Do not use around children or they may think you're a pedophile.
David: Friendship toast~ Friendship toast~ Come put some butter on your Friendship toast~ It's so cinnamony, it's so great, EAT YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOAST.

Daniel: plz no.
by Undercover fish August 03, 2011
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