by Ashley Joy May 06, 2007
Max = Fail
Boy 1 - "That hot girl I slept with totally had a cock"
Boy 2 - "MAX!!!"
I Maxed lastnight
Im Maxing out everywhere
Your face is such a Max
Boy 2 - "MAX!!!"
I Maxed lastnight
Im Maxing out everywhere
Your face is such a Max
by NFloor April 27, 2010
The baddest mother fucker i've ever seen. he's a hit man for KAOS. He also works with every US government group like CIA, NSA, FBI, US Marshals, etc. He also works with other countries like Colombia, England, Germany, etc. Don't mess with this guy. "You give me shit, I give you a bullet." - The Max
by Deep Throat 06 June 15, 2006
Max is gay thot who is a fuckboy and a player and likes cheating on people. He is usually depressed and gay. He is just a total fuckboy and player who is mean. If u know a max dint date him or it won’t end well.
by Aaccffllmmnnd April 01, 2018
by croquemadame February 03, 2016
Max is a person known as a unshaped blob of fat plus a virgin too. He tries so hard to accomplish things in his life time but never succeeds, the only thing he’s successful in is eating 6 pounds a food every day and masturbate to girls or guys he wishes he had.
by John tepu June 17, 2020
Can never decide which girl he's going for. He especially likes Ellie's and any girl beginning with c..
by Evenett jones September 16, 2016