bob

1) the name of an imaginary person

2) the name kids find fucking hilarious when really as you get older it tends to be really annoying

3) the name of an old man

4) the name of that irritating boy from the british film the nativity

ellie: OMG!! have u watched the nativity? the boy called bob really triggered me!!

*triggered*

joseph: i had a rlly old man teacher today as a cover teacher, he said his name was bob

by joggybean July 25, 2017

Bob

A constipated jackass who looks like a rapist likes to shove shit up his ugly ass

I'm angry need to shove something up my arse!
Stop being a Bob!

by frocelshackelwood January 13, 2020

Bob

1. Another word for crap
2. A shorter word for boob
3. A crappy kids tv show main character name

bob

by bruh was taken June 2, 2020

Bob

Someone who never knows what there doing and always messes around when there supposed to be working.

The Bob The Builder TV show for children made in November 28 1998.

Stop being a bob

by Mike Myers] June 1, 2021

bob

bob is usually used as a masculine name. it can also be an acronym, like "battle of the books," or "bewildered opossums behind you"

charlie: there's bob!
karla: what?
charlie: bewildered opossums behind you!

OR

charlie: this is my new friend bob
karla: f*ck you charlie i thought i was the only one i can't believe you would do this to me and-

by ben's mop October 16, 2020

bob

bob

hey bob

by PIKU NIKU May 28, 2019

Bob

Literally a human variable, if someone isn't telling a true story, they use his name or Jimmy for a character.

Then Bob said "why would i do that?"

by Negroratory mammal September 27, 2019