Thick lard

A measuring unit to how fat and stupid someone is. Iq x100 = weight in tons
I.e iq=15 transponds to weight=1500 tons

Being defined as your a Thick Lard you fat animal

by KLOOBER KLATZ KLAAN November 15, 2016

Thick nigga

It's the evolution of niggas where they look maddd fine and cute and you just have the urge to just slap there big ass.

nigga 1: you got a big ass
nigga 2: ik papi

nigga 1: THICK NIGGA ALERT!!!!

by Hola espanol Alguien lindo October 14, 2021

bully thick

When someone is called thick, but they're actually just fat, however, they are unaware that people are calling them thick just because of their fateness.

Bro, Kathy is bully thick

by iliketonutonkara April 1, 2019

Thick as bees

A simile referring to an object or entity being thick or heavy.

“Oh my gosh, the smell in here is as thick as bees”

by hehe2794 July 6, 2019

Thick riley

A sexy nigger

Thick Riley is a sexy nigger

by Hate.zeee August 16, 2021

Thick Nick

A man named Nick with a girthy penis.

Yeah it's girthy... that's why I call him Thick Nick

by A woman who knows September 11, 2023

Got Thicked

1. vulgar slang To be conned, swindled, cheated, or unfairly deprived; to be put at a disadvantage or in a difficult position.

You guys should have won that battle—you totally got thicked by your friend.

by 223 Digital Art May 16, 2021