Thick lard

A measuring unit to how fat and stupid someone is. Iq x100 = weight in tons
I.e iq=15 transponds to weight=1500 tons

Being defined as your a Thick Lard you fat animal

by KLOOBER KLATZ KLAAN November 15, 2016

mix thick

A girl who is thick like a white girl and a black girl .

Oohhh girl you mix thick.

by Kayybai August 9, 2017

thick females

The type of women that men would really love to know and fuck

Those thick females caught my because that ass thooo

by Deucer12345 August 30, 2017

Thick Meat

1. Slang for penis. Used usually by women in the USA. Meant to represent a penis of large size and/or weight.

2. Representing a man with great muscular build.

1. Karmen: Hey, so I slept with Perse last night!
Micheline: Oh? I’ve heard he has thick meat!

2. Dartin: Yo, J-Dog, that’s some thick meat you got on you.
J-Dog: Thanks bro.

by ILikeToDanceOrDoI December 21, 2018

Thick as bees

A simile referring to an object or entity being thick or heavy.

“Oh my gosh, the smell in here is as thick as bees”

by hehe2794 July 6, 2019

bully thick

When someone is called thick, but they're actually just fat, however, they are unaware that people are calling them thick just because of their fateness.

Bro, Kathy is bully thick

by iliketonutonkara April 1, 2019

jimmy thick

This is Timmy thick’s younger and thicker brother

Yo did you see that jimmy thick over their

by Aaaabbbbs December 23, 2019