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Woke-wash

The act of trying to update the image or perception of a product, or service by changing it to include social justice, racial justice, lgbtq and DEI themes (among others) to replace traditional imagery or views that are considered problematic by the progressive left.
Bud Light lost billions in their failed attempt to woke-wash their beer's image by hiring trans-activist Dylan Mulvaney for their new ad campaign.
by Solomon7 July 28, 2023
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slope woking

Description of a person so densely unaware that their "woke" position on life (or wokeness) is, in reality, viewed by others as them nievly sleepwalking through life.
This moron is so woke that he is slope woking right over the cliff with the other idiots, he can't even think for himself.
by abc928 February 7, 2023
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Woke Right

People who fall under the conservative label that advocates for the progressive values in the Bible.
“I have not been canceled by the Woke Left, but the Woke Right.”
by JamesTcuck December 6, 2021
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woke jamming

the act of jamming "woke" content into pieces of media that dont require it or are harmed by it

large media compaines kowtowing to the alt-left by inserting ID-pol content into films and videogames that dont need it -- see also get woke go broke
by chongon maqaque December 28, 2020
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woke-avist

A woke activist. Someone who is so progressive and is obnoxious in their extreme social justice beliefs as it pertains to leftist ideologies.

They will continue to "educate" you about how certain things need to change "for the better" and that all other points of views/beliefs are hate speech. Only their opinions are considered right and true.
Man did you hear her talk all night, she's such a woke-avist!
by Curve Baller March 19, 2023
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Woke Vet

A veteran, usually peacetime service and a desk flyer, who acts as though the fact they served with minorities makes them a expert on racial or gender problems. They often are seen on Facebook starting sentences with “My best friend in the Navy was Hispanic/Black/Asian/Gay/Bi…” They than proceed to lecture everyone with stories that are 95% bull shit about how their supposed friend “opened their eyes.” A Woke Vet differs from a Bro Vet in that Bro Vets use their service to get a “Thank you” from conservatives whereas Woke Vets use their service to score brownie points among left leaning circles.
Ryan was pretty normal in the service, but ever since his EAS he’s become such a Woke Vet
by Aknut47 May 30, 2022
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Woke moat

Strategically embracing woke culture to dissuade participation from those who would find it toxic.
Alt-right trolls don’t want to join Bluesky because of its woke moat.
by wmv420 April 29, 2023
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