Mayor Todd is the beater of Jill and wearer of fine Mary Kay cosmetics. Mayor Todd has no car and resembles Ed Sullivan. The shoulders on a Mayor Todd are shrunken and concave and the hands are small and child-like.
1. Mayor Todd collects restraining orders and kitchen magnets.
2. That Mayor Todd looks fantastic in blush and lipstick.
2. That Mayor Todd looks fantastic in blush and lipstick.
by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 25, 2021
Get the Mayor Toddmug. by SugarPlum77 November 23, 2021
Get the todd morrisonmug. Cephus, why on earth are your forearms like a fiddler crab’s? You definitely must have been Todd-ing
by TruthInBourbon March 17, 2022
Get the Todd-ingmug. A todd is Someone that often admires Another or notices Them in a positive fashion, but shows Thier emotions or feelings of said person in a passive fashion with the intent of a slight ruse by making things slightly more complicated for Them in Thier day to day lives, but as a some what twisted sign of respect, with a stupidly almost playful intent. Often a low IQ tactic used by shy, greedy and/or awkward personality types to hopefully garner some attention from that from which They notice while not having the nerve to engage in or play into Another for fear of looking bad in lieu of a lousy inferiority complex.
Similar to, but not quite a "buzzkill" but not nearly as extreme as a "wet blanket" though definitely on the very furthest edge of the umbrella. They have, in My opinion, a stronger (if any) intent to foster a decent rapport with that which whom They notice (assuming there isn't one already) which makes Thier motives far less toxic, but still frowned upon.
Similar to, but not quite a "buzzkill" but not nearly as extreme as a "wet blanket" though definitely on the very furthest edge of the umbrella. They have, in My opinion, a stronger (if any) intent to foster a decent rapport with that which whom They notice (assuming there isn't one already) which makes Thier motives far less toxic, but still frowned upon.
Eric: "Man Lansings girl Angela sure is something else."
Manny: "Heh. I'll say. Lucky guy. ^_^"
(Eric and Manny over hear Lansing and Angela speak)
Lansing: "Great party Mike! (Looking out the window) Hmmm. Looks like My car is double parked, even though there are plenty of empty spaces..."
Angela: "Isn't that Shawn's car?"
Lansing: "Yes. >_<"
Mike: "Again?! Yeah, but You know He's never been here for that long like ever. Even for parties. Probably just here to pick up some vicodin from Me... Doubt He'll be here for more than 10 minutes."
Angela: 'Heh, I had a feeling. Come on Lansing, Let's just enjoy Ourselves. :)"
Lansing: "Hahaha, yeah. You're right. ^_^ Anyways..."
*Meanwhile*
Eric: "Hmph, always with this guy double parking people, especially LaNsInG! :o"
Manny: "Yeah, especially Him and *hmh* Angela. ^^"
Eric: "I know right? What a todd. :/"
Manny: "Heh. I'll say. Lucky guy. ^_^"
(Eric and Manny over hear Lansing and Angela speak)
Lansing: "Great party Mike! (Looking out the window) Hmmm. Looks like My car is double parked, even though there are plenty of empty spaces..."
Angela: "Isn't that Shawn's car?"
Lansing: "Yes. >_<"
Mike: "Again?! Yeah, but You know He's never been here for that long like ever. Even for parties. Probably just here to pick up some vicodin from Me... Doubt He'll be here for more than 10 minutes."
Angela: 'Heh, I had a feeling. Come on Lansing, Let's just enjoy Ourselves. :)"
Lansing: "Hahaha, yeah. You're right. ^_^ Anyways..."
*Meanwhile*
Eric: "Hmph, always with this guy double parking people, especially LaNsInG! :o"
Manny: "Yeah, especially Him and *hmh* Angela. ^^"
Eric: "I know right? What a todd. :/"
by 5753565645 May 23, 2024
Get the Toddmug. .
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 1, 2025
Get the Messenger Add Oak Is Todd Aaron Brotzemug. a Todd would aLwaYs let u win on fortnite, you could be dying n he would be like hEY iMa save yOu. The "Todd" is better than the "Tod" just saying. He would commonly have a v annoying older brother n watch scary movies with u til ur pissing urself :))
by bobbiethebuilda February 24, 2021
Get the Toddmug. Todd is the gayest of the gays. He is the one that all of the gays look to when they are having hard times. No matter how hard the problem is, Todd always makes sure to jump on it.
Me and my boyfriend are not being the L Todd that we could be.
If L Todd was here, he would show us how to suck the golf ball through the garden hose.
If L Todd was here, he would show us how to suck the golf ball through the garden hose.
by Wisconsin Redneck Trucker February 2, 2023
Get the L Toddmug.