The September Scaries

That seasonal hangover you get when summer ends and real life comes crawling back. Symptoms include inbox-induced nausea, scrolling through your camera roll like it’s an obituary for your social life and staring at a PowerPoint slide so long you start to wonder if it’s staring back.

“Mate, I wore sunglasses to the office because my soul wasn’t ready for fluorescent lighting. The September Scaries are in full swing.”

by Discoteca September 4, 2025

Scary

Scaredy-Cat.

Girl 1: Let’s fight.
Girl 2: Girl you know you don’t wanna fight me, you scary.

by Lonlizzle August 22, 2022

lil scary

Someone who don’t stand on business & just acts very scary!

Look at lil scary!

by Tylanzxl November 19, 2023

Scary

Adjective
1. Extraordinary in quality; awesome; superb; fun
2. The shit

Reggie came over, and the top shelf he brought was scary!

by Buddhainfurs July 24, 2017

Scary Movies

The movie were there has to be a horny jock,a horny hot girl so they can have sex and die after the black guy,a nerd boy or girl if it is a girl they will most likely be the survivor of the movie,and a black guy, especially the black guy so he can die first

Why is it that in all Scary Movies the black guy dies first.

by YAREALTHICCBOY(╭☞•ᨎ•)╭☞ March 3, 2020

my dick is scary

its so small that its scary

heyyyyyy my dick is scary

by skibdi ohio May 4, 2024

scary child

fairly self-explanatory and child that is scary. Mainly because children are evil genuius that have their own secret socity to overthrow the government.

Joe: "I SAW A SCARY CHILD"

Brain: "GET TO THE BUNKER THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN."

by Snappy fish October 11, 2021