Christmas-Nut

One who gets her jollies from providing as many gifts as possible at Christmas, and of course, watching them opened.

She really satisfied her Christmas-Nut tendencies this year!

by rlobster December 24, 2016

christmas clothes

an outfit which is put on immediately upon returning home, consisting of a t-shirt worn inside out and backwards and gym shorts also worn inside out. during the winter the t-shirt maybe swapped out for a ripped inside out flannel shirt. this outfit is never washed and worn the entire year and only changed on christmas.

timmy - bro, do you wear the same thing everyday? cause its starting to smell.

paul - ahh, ya know? i only wear this at home, so it doesnt get dirty, they're my christmas clothes

timmy - i cant believe it only july and i have to smell those clothes for another six months

paul - shut up douchebag, go smoke some pot

by sMac1 February 27, 2011

Christmas Noob

Refers to a kid that gets the new Call of Duty game for Christmas. They typically get destroyed in pub matches by the people that preordered the game.

Me: oh boy it’s that time of year where the christmas noobs raid the lobbies. oh wait there ain’t gonna be any christmas noobs because they added skill based matchmaking

by JarvisBanned December 16, 2020

Christmas worm

A fat Schlong with a Christmas hat on.

This year I’m gonna give my friend my Christmas worm

by Mickey_____ December 19, 2021

Christmas Eveing

The excitement that ensues the night before a big day; similar to the excitement felt the night before opening those long awaited Christmas presents

"So, your flight for Cancun leaves tomorrow morning. Are you totally Christmas Eveing right now?!"

by pretty and poe November 22, 2009

christmas crust

The random remnants of decor left from Christmas past.

Christmas Crust for example is the wreath that's still hanging on your door, the clearance section of Michael's in January, the Christmas lights you leave up all year long.

by TareTam January 9, 2015

christmas king

Someone who always gets what they want on Christmas. No matter how outrageous their wish list is, every year, the will recieve every single item. Christmas Kings will brag to you about thier Christmas list weeks, even months in advance. Upon receiving every gift they could ever possibly want, they will again brag about their great Christmas

Don: Hey, did you hear what Jordan got for Christmas this year?
John: No, what did he get?
Don: A hovercraft, he got a fricken hovercraft.
John: Wow, what a christmas king.

by Ditter December 7, 2006