bet my balls to the barn door

Being so sure of an outcome that one would be willing to place his testicles on a barn door track and smashed if he was wrong. To be very certain of a bet.

I’ll bet my balls to the barn door that the sun will rise tomorrow morning.

by Gak gak attack December 21, 2021

How much you wanna bet?

Wishing to make a wager with someone. Sometimes, being overused and rather useless in its meaning.
This saying is often spoken by a some gamers on Grand Theft Auto 5 Online.

Hey, how's the whether today?
How much you wanna bet?

Say, what's for lunch?
How much you wanna bet?

Do don't even have any money.
How much you wanna bet?

by BluBaron45 December 8, 2013

I bet you're fun at parties

A retort signifying one of two scenarios based on context and speaker:

(1) A dejected loser who initially engaged in debate has ventured out of their depth, and now attempts to break for the intellectual fire-escape by using a phrase he himself has been the recipient of previously. This dejected loser will return to his parents' basement and continue to research the topic at issue in an attempt to prepare for the imminent rematch for which no one requested.

(2) A virgin, loser has attempted to engage a total Chad, who has not one solitary fuck to give, because this Chad is concerned with the important things in life like: partying, recreational drug abuse, and disrespecting women. The Chad uses the ironic retort, and with good authority. This Chad is the fiesta and everyone knows it. The dejected loser will return to his parents' basement and cry.

Virgin Loser:" . . . and that is why the Flash would kill the Hulk everytime they fought. Honestly, it's embarrassing you even thought he stood a chance."

Defeated Virgin Loser: *visibly sweating and mentally panicking* "Pssshh. Yeah. Pssshhh. Right. W-w-well, I bet. . . I bet you're fun at parties!"

Virgin Loser: "Chad why do you like Skrillex. He's not even a real musician, like Megadeath or Anthrax. I mean, can Skrillex even play guitar, much less shred like James Hetfield/Buckethead/Steve Vai/..."

Chad: *never breaking eye contact with the captain of the cheer team* "I bet you're fun at parties."

by PalpatineDidNothingWrong March 15, 2021

I Bet Ya, I Have Ya Sayin' Ya Love Me

The lovin' is soooo good in bed, that you have your girl screamin she loves ya at the top of her lungs!

Doin it doggystyle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Olsen 9 January 31, 2005

Bet on the wrong horse

1. To appear to be very sad, down, or upset, as if you had just "... bet on the wrong horse."

Wills:"Sash is lookin' pretty down, man, like he bet on the wrong horse, er somethin'."
Juan:"Right?"

by Nathan Wakeman April 23, 2008

debt bet

A bet you make rashly to pay off someone or something.

This is a debt bet, but think of how awesome it would be to have no debts of any kind anymore!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

poop slap bet

A pact that is made by firmly grasping the hand of another with a solid dollop of feces between the palms. After the handshake, whomever loses the bet gets slapped with a similarly smeared shitty hand.

"Bro, I bet you can't stick this pencil all the way into your dick hole."
"....Wanna make it a poop slap bet?"
"You bet your shitty hands I do"

by matfremay2015 December 8, 2018