The best school on the platform of Roblox. You should send your children here if you want them to excel in everything they do, specifically being shouted at by the group holder. Do not send your child here if they behave.
Sue: "I'm thinking of sending little Clarinet to Eastfield Academy"
Rachel: "If you want her to be verbally abused, go ahead"
Rachel: "If you want her to be verbally abused, go ahead"
by margaret bobs November 04, 2022
a shit show of a school where several bald headed men boss you around. everyone at kelvinside academy really does love it there. there are several types of people there such as:
the vape nation - a group of primarily s3 boys who gather inside the bathrooms at lunch time and think they're getting high off of a few hits of a vape
the mean girls wannabe - mostly made up of all the girls from s2-s3 the mean girls wannabe are the real shit stirrers of kelvinside. and lets be honest, most of the time its over boys in S4
the 1 2 captaincy duo - the boy and the girl who are s6 that really think they fucking run the place all because they have a fancy badge and get a free skip pass and a free lunch.
the vape nation - a group of primarily s3 boys who gather inside the bathrooms at lunch time and think they're getting high off of a few hits of a vape
the mean girls wannabe - mostly made up of all the girls from s2-s3 the mean girls wannabe are the real shit stirrers of kelvinside. and lets be honest, most of the time its over boys in S4
the 1 2 captaincy duo - the boy and the girl who are s6 that really think they fucking run the place all because they have a fancy badge and get a free skip pass and a free lunch.
by topshagger55554 January 12, 2022
A private school where drama is fluent. This kind of school is like a family however, and dating anyone there is like dating a sibling. Which is gross.
by CodyNEmmy May 10, 2009
That school where ghetto preps run the halls and there are fights every 3 or 4 days. The teachers don't care if you curse or if you talk shit. the staff and faculty act like they're trying to ruin the school but honestly have given up.
by Jelly Bug October 09, 2011
High School in the Middlesex county of Massachusetts that is populated mainly by kids hoping to make it into Ivy League Schools. Most won’t get into Harvard, however, with one or two exceptions. Large quantities of academically strong minorities. Girls from Westford Academy tend to be hot, but about half are kinda prudish. The athletics are decently strong. The theater dept is really big and the shows are usually pretty good, but the kids in the theater clique think they're the most amazing thing ever and spend all their time hanging out with each other by the theater playing four square because they're "too cool to care.” The school's guys tend to either be preppy or "scene" but the only real difference between anyone is music preference because everyone in the school comes from an upper-middle class background or pretend to if they don't. So if you meet a kid from Westford academy you can surmise these few things- You're probably at an almost Harvard standard college, the kid has hot friends back home, he probably likes to wear tight pants and sing RENT songs in sing-along groups after school while playing four-square, and he probably has money. He also probably spent his time frequenting the "Parish" where mostly crappy local bands scream about how alone they feel and wear hoodies that accentuate how freaking skinny they are. Oh, and they'll refer to a place called the "WHOP" but it's not a racial slur, it's a pizza place otherwise known as the Westford House of Pizza.
a- hey, who is that chick? She's pretty hot.
b- whoa man, she's from Westford Academy, you can't deal with that.
a- yo, thanks for the heads up. I mean, she's hot, but who gives a fuck about what musicals she's been in?
example 2_
a: hey, why the tight pants?
b: playing the Parish. We're covering Taking Back Sunday and Brand New. And maybe one Call Her Alaska song. Man, they were so freaking good. Wanna go to the WHOP?
a: Eh, I'm feeling Silver Palate. Or Chilis.
b- whoa man, she's from Westford Academy, you can't deal with that.
a- yo, thanks for the heads up. I mean, she's hot, but who gives a fuck about what musicals she's been in?
example 2_
a: hey, why the tight pants?
b: playing the Parish. We're covering Taking Back Sunday and Brand New. And maybe one Call Her Alaska song. Man, they were so freaking good. Wanna go to the WHOP?
a: Eh, I'm feeling Silver Palate. Or Chilis.
by gotalargedinosaurinmyrampagepocket March 23, 2008
Webber Academy.
by Yeldon September 26, 2011
private christian school that contains one all dictating person who steals guys but otherwise its ok. and theres a fetal pig in the wall btw.
by stopandletmebreathe April 10, 2009