elephant zoo

Something you send to someone to break the ice with a cute bartender. Hoping she likes you

I told my favorite bartender elephant zoo. Now I have her number.

by Lonely God December 1, 2017

big zoo

a person who is clearly big, and has the tendency to be a zoo. Oftentimes first name starts with Z.

“is she a zoo? no, she’s a big zoo for sure”

by thehanibal April 27, 2024

Zooing

The act of adding a nonsensical word to a manuscript in order to round up the number of words.

Zooing. This isn’t a word I’ve used but by writing this sentence I’ve just reached exactly 100,000 words.

by LayniBee August 28, 2023

Me at the zoo

Obviously the world's oldest YouTube video, uploaded in 2005 by Jawed Karim. He talks about the elephants behind him.

San Diego Zoo, California, 2005
Me at the zoo
Jawed: Alright, so here we are in front of the, uh, elephants. The cool thing about these guys is that they have really, really really long, um, trunks. And that's, that's cool. And that's pretty much all there is to say.

by iranoutofideas724 June 5, 2023

liquid zoo

It's an aquarium.

Innocent pirate: (lisping) Mom, can we go to the liquid zoo?
Mom: You mean the aquarium?

by babypiratesnapchat2 November 5, 2022

get a zoo

The need to stop everything and reevaluate your situation in the pursuit of happiness.

Man 1: I'm so sick of where I am at the moment.
Man 2: that's easy to solve, get a zoo.

by SiainCHunt December 10, 2016

Zoo

A crazy place were monkeys throw shit at people and tigers kill thing and lamas spit on you

I don’t want to go to the zoo

by Green ass monkey 3000 November 7, 2020