Hair System

A hair system (aka toupee) is worn by men with hairloss or who are going bald to create the look of real hair. They are made up of a base with hair attached to it that is taped/glued onto the head and last for several months at a time.

I love your new hair system, where did you get it?
I got it from Lordhair!

by luc9999 October 27, 2021

gin the system

to find ways of avoiding or breaking the rules of an organization, system etc, in order to achieve what you want
(similar to 'beat the system'

I gin the system by simply putting a period in the required form fields that I deem unimportant.

by spheregasser July 31, 2021

inconsistent system

Each system (object) has two sets of points as per Alfred Tarski--a countable set and an UNcountable set.

In an inconsistent system; the uncountable set is on the surface-exterior..making the system countable.

Tarski objects are divided into consistent systems and inconsistent systems; with the consistent systems having the uncountable set on the surface interior. This means that the universe is a countable system whereas the mind is NOT a countable system.

This is because the mind contains its uncountable set on the surface interior; whereas the universe contains its uncountable set on the surface-exterior.

The mind is a non-tarski object meaning it cannot transfer its uncountable set to the hypermorphic plane through neo-nominalism.

by metastatic February 26, 2022

system of a down

A band that has no concept of what music is. Lyrics are good but musical talent completely sucks.

(3 yr old banging on pots in the other room)
Husband- Honey hes beating on the pots again go get him.
Wife- No dear thats your daughter listening to favorite band system of a down.

by A50CalZuluSniper March 26, 2009

system of a down

an over hyped band with millions of gullible, impressionable teenage fans (witness the overwhelming amount of thumbs down this review will inevitably get). said fans believe anyone who doesn’t like system of a down to be extremely stupid, and often accuse them of being "too dumb to understand the 'deep' lyrics." of course, the band's leading guitarist and songwriter, Daron Malakian, admits even HE doesn't understand his own lyrics. System of a down loves to bash America’s capitalist society, then the band members turn around and cash their multi-million dollar record label checks. hey system, I’ve got an idea for your next album title; "HYPOCRACY!" (don't worry guys, your fans will falsely interpret the title and believe it to have a deep political message. good luck!!)

system of a down fucked the system so much that all the band members got std's.

War!
Fuck the system!
War!
Fuck the system!
Fuck the system!!
War!
Fuck the system!
War!

wow...that's deep

by someone SOAD fans hate May 19, 2006

system of a down

The Led Zeppelin of the 90's, unique, awesome, and will live on for the rest of eternity as one of the greatest bands of all time.

person a: which was the last original band to come out this century?
person b: well that would definately have to be System of a Down

by Layf October 11, 2006

Immune System

The cops

Yo how did the immune system find out about the weed Byron?

by Mr. big E. May 11, 2019