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pizza pooper

I was gonna post pizza lives but I saw the Pizza Pooper was around
by Cairo Creepcake October 16, 2021
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Pooper-Scooter

The term assigned to your cat when it has a dingleberry, a dry, itchy, or dirty ass, or has worms, and drags its butt across your floor.
"FELIX! YOU LEFT A STREAK OF SHIT ON THE FLOOR! YOU POOPER-SCOOTER!"
by Stochastische Drift November 11, 2022
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surrogate pooper

Surrogate pooper: A person who is designated to poo for you through their own rectum. Surrogate poopers are sought after and requested to come to the aid of friends after anal surgery when surgeons tell the rectally challenged to continue to have "normal" bowel movements after their anus has been surgically altered (this function has the pain equivalent of delivering a baby through the anal canal). A patient's surrogate pooper is one of the most altruistic individuals in perhaps the entire world.
After anal surgery, it beneficial to find a caring friend who is willing to be your surrogate pooper while the area heals.
by justducky February 8, 2014
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peanut butter pooper

A person, who leaves large dollops of "peanut butter like" shit on the inside of the toilet bowl. Usually found at the workplace, but can occur in the home. The peanut butter pooper is notoriously hard to identify, and is thought to be a supernatural/mythical being in Indian cultures of the American southwest.
The "peanut butter pooper" had struck again, leaving large clumps of crap all over the toilet bowl in the employee break-room.
by Tink Tink 27 January 3, 2017
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Party pooper

by KH1030 November 2, 2020
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Prank Pooper

A person who figures out a pranks and avoids/ruins it, much like how party poopers ruin parties.
A prank pooper came along today and cut off the line from my money-on-the-ground prank!
by firetheman November 24, 2024
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Pooper scooper

by No u nonce May 13, 2018
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