The Ben Poop Cycle

Ben shits out his poop and then eats it. This causes Ben to shit it out and eat it repeatedly. This is what we call the Ben Poop Cycle

Ben, the ford ranger will be fine. Now go back to The Ben Poop Cycle.

by VectorsChicken November 27, 2023

The Coriolanus Cycle

The process by which a typical wild Coriolanus will act to attract a mate. It will flaunt its ability to annoy others, and when it is confronted by another animal, it will act as if it was the victim. Other animals around it will act confused and then start to play with the Coriolanus. Once enough animals surround the Coriolanus, another one will show up, this is how they reproduce. Animals typically abuse the Coriolanus emotionally for fun.

Normal person: Hey guys look its a Coriolanus going through The Coriolanus Cycle.

Normal person 2: Yea look at him wave his arms for attention, and then cry about it.

Normal person: Haha, for real lol.

Dumb Cunt: Hey you guys can't laugh at him cause he is a homosexual.

by [Admin] Luuke September 16, 2017

wank cycles

When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.

Josephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.

Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.

by Handsome_Cat April 19, 2022

Stander cycle

Performance and standards of a street legal motorcycle however, the rider is standing on a platform or “deck” instead of sitting down.

I started riding Go-ped scooters as a kid, now I have a motorcycle license and ride a stander cycle.

by ho-pedder September 6, 2023

China cycle

When a product breaks prematurely either because it was built very cheaply or with an intentional design flaw causing it to have a short life. Can occur between instantly and 24 months. Applies to products that used to last decades. Planned obsolescence taken to an extreme. Very good, maybe even essential for capitalism, but terrible for penny pinching consumers.

My blender just China cycled. Time to throw in the garbage and buy another one. Yay capitalism!

by Got Hard July 16, 2020

The Sevie Cycle

Every year, seventh graders are subject to daily roastings from the eighth graders, who call them "sevies" and pretty much bully them into submission. Once the eighth graders have left for high school the next year, the seventh graders become eighth graders and, out of revenge, do the same thing that was done to them to the incoming seventh graders. This cycle continues and will continue until all of the eighth graders grow some balls.

Seventh grader 1: Why are the eighth graders so mean to us?
Seventh grader 2: I don't know.
Enlightened seventh grader: It's because of the Sevie Cycle. The eighth graders bully us, and we eventually bully the seventh graders next year.

by A PhD in Eugenes May 24, 2017

heme cycle

masturbation.

I got bored last night so I did the heme cycle at least five times.

by skippyfanXOXO December 2, 2010