The Thanos

When you put two fingers in her pussy and your thumb in her ass and then snap.
I gave my wife the Thanos and now half of my shit is gone.
by PhilWV July 14, 2022
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The Thanos

Stealing all grannies rings and auto-asphyxiate yourself with a belt tied to the bedroom door.

Dying like a real man.
How did your dad die? The Thanos.
by WolvesAyWe December 29, 2024
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The Thanos

Whisper "I am inevitable" in a girl's ear during sex right before you bust a nut. And then once she falls asleep, snap your fingers and dissappear.
Guy 1 :"I pulled The Thanos on Wendy last night."
Guy 2 :"Damn you really did her like that?"
Guy 1: "I am inevitable." *dissappears*
by DaffierGnome12 January 12, 2022
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thanos cup

A cup, of which you can buy from Disney’s California Adventute, that resembles the Infinity Gauntlet
Woah, is OfficialMemeGuy wearing thanos cup?!?!
by OfficialMemeGuy October 08, 2018
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Thanos from squid game

Thanos from squid game will be the best person you’ll ever meet. He will make you laugh when you’re down. He is on drugs which is pretty disappointing but he is very fun and silly. Thanos cares about you and he always will. Too bad he got stabbed by a fork…
Oh my gosh it’s Thanos from squid game!!
by ThanosLover230 January 05, 2025
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black thanos

A person who called themselves black thanos is black smart tall and handsome. He will do anything for his girl and is very strong if u got in a fight with him you would probably get folded. He also is very popular And doesn't have to study to pass a test.
This dude calls himself black thanos he is very cut smart and strong I love him!
by Hueserrymanhsh October 27, 2018
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thanos (aka. the anus)

thanos (mostly known as the anus) is a pruple, big grape with nut sack chin. He has two beautiful daughters (i srsly dont understand how he has kids) and has a big rusty, basball mit. His mission is collect alllllll the beautiful pebbles so he can control the rock conventions he attends to. He is a horrible dad (considering he pulls one apart and kills the other for a pebble). he is T H E A N U S
"Hey, did you hear the new supervillian?"
"Oh yeaaaa huh, Isn't he thanos (aka. the anus)? he looks like a mishappen grape!"
"*gasp* i thought the same!!!
by deeb the mischievous May 21, 2019
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