Jamaican Mother

A person to be feared like God. Jamaican Mothers have special bonds with leather belts. Any problem can be fixed with the belt. Rumor has it, the belt is valued more than their own child. They defend their actions with the bible.

Average Mom : Hey, where are you going?

Child : None of your business...i'll be back later

Average Mom : Okay...(tells herself it's only a phase the child is going through)

Jamaican Mother : Hey, where are you going?

Child : None of your business...i'll be back later

Jamaican Mother : *grabs the largest and thickest belt in the closet and continuously beats you like a slave*

Jamaican Mother : WHO *whips you* DO YOU *whips you* THINK *whips you* YOUR *whips you* TALKING *whips you* TO

Child : *while flailing on the ground* I'm sorry! Please stop!!

Jamaican Mother : *Doesn't stop until tired or until someone pleads for her to stop*

Jamaican Mother : "With hold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell." Proverbs 23:13-14

by 18Haverhill January 2, 2017

Mother Inferior

A woman who becomes famous for killing or grossly abusing her children.

I will never understand how the Susan Smith jury could not sentence Mother Inferior to ride the lightning.

by Salsa Shark June 28, 2005

mother fudger

A way for Middle School students to get away with "cursing"
Makes them feel powerful, but trouble free.

Timmy: Ahhh Mother Fudger!
Bobby: Nice save Timmy!

by bitchassnugget March 17, 2016

mothers meatloaf

The act of farting in someones face to induce vomit, the vomit will be spewed into an awaiting gaping asshole then farted out into the original farters vagina.

Notice this can only be done by a female.

nothing says hot lesbian sex like mothers meatloaf

by Maggtron July 7, 2011

Mother Frodo

A retarded and friendly way of saying "Mother fucker". Usually used towards people who are appreciated.

"What's up, Mother Frodo!!!"
"Dude, did you just say 'motherfrodo'?"

by McRust April 4, 2009

mother witch

The mother witch is a legendary card in the game clash royale, it is broken, especially paired with pekka. If you use it your balls have yet to drop and never will because you are a little bitch.

God, that dude was such a bitch using mother witch.

by Clash royale definitions June 20, 2021

Mother War

A character in the emo-rock album, The Black Parade by the band My Chemical Romance.

The song Mama is about Mother War.

by Losercakes101 July 12, 2019