Swan Dive

After taking a shit in a public facility, you take the toilet paper and dip it into the toilet water to soaken the toilet paper. Then you proceed the wipe your ass. This takes place of any handy wipes you have at home

Man, I had tacos for dinner last night, which led to me having to swan dive in the bathroom at work.

by DannyMc810204 March 04, 2016

swan dive

what bakugo wanted deku to take off the roof of the building

“Why don’t you just take a swan dive off the roof of the building?

by scifiny July 27, 2023

Swan Topping

A blood sport involving the throwing of a throwable cutting implement at a swimming flock of swans, with the aim to decapitate as many as possible

Hey Billy, I was planning on disposing of a few old circular saw blades, ..wanna make a game of it with a round of swan topping?

by willybrrreeeen May 25, 2022

Elisha swan

When someone’s call an Elisha swan it means they are shaped like an circular object

Oh she is such a Elisha swan

by Bitchfuckcunt November 20, 2022

Swan Party

It's basically a hen party for stuck up snobs

"When is your Hen party?"

"Hen party? That's so last decade you dumb bitch, I'm worth a Swan party"

by Sploosh93 July 13, 2020

Broken swan

Special agents who are emotionally unavailable or otherwise broken from years of military service, divorce and/or estranged children

Mr. White’s eyes are entralling; However, behind that enthralling sight, there is a broken swan—it

will destroy my ingenuity.

by Casiopea April 20, 2019

swan rape

Greek myth about Zeus pretending to be a swan to take advantage of Leda; an awesome fantasy football trade where one person takes advantage of another player's injury list to get a sweet WR.

Getting steve smith for addai and tomlinson? Swan rape.

by Manager, Pecan Sandies October 06, 2011