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Spider Dick

A term that descibes a dick during the act of intercourse which leaves the receiver with the distinct impression that they are experiencing eight dicks as opposed to one.
-He has such a spider dick. I honestly thought I'd been tricked into a gang bang until I turned around.

-If only I had a spider dick then maybe I could be lucky with the ladies as well.

-Spider dick, spider dick, does whatever a spider dick does, spin a web? No it' cant, it's a dick! What a dick! Look ouuuutt, here comes the spider dick!
by captain turbo March 9, 2010
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spider pig

by ghfdgjedsjfhbdjhgd August 3, 2007
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spider-man

When your fucking a girl (Doesnt matter which way) and right before you about to cum you pull out. You then jizz on your hand and mimicking spider-man throw your jizz in the girls face, while yelling "GO WEB GO!"
by Relorian February 2, 2005
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Spide

A Northern Irish male Chav who adores burberry and ocassionally steals the odd car or ten.

He might have ten kids - all of which are the same age!

A spide is often a 'hood' (car theif)
Who stole your car? 'That wee spide with the Nike air max'
by Lemmalola July 1, 2005
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spider-man

spider-man is a 15-16 year old boy who got spooderified by being bitten by a genetically modified spider
his irl nam is peter parker.
heres an example of him fucking dying because his spidey senses tell him before he disintegrates:
peter: mister stark i dont feel so good
peter: I DONT WANNA DIE!!
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Does spider have puss puss

A famous yahoo answers questions that someone wrote and makes Yaks about on Yik Yak
Does spider have puss puss?
by kellyjoans June 25, 2016
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The Spiderman

AKA The Peter Parker. NOTE: In order to complete The Spiderman, you must be wearing a Spiderman mask, otherwise, it is merely a Peter Parker. While banging your partner from behind, slip on a Spiderman mask, pull out, cum into your hand and when she turns her head around,you throw it in her face, similar to shooting spider-webs.
by Peter Parker Jr December 23, 2008
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