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The Oregon Stare

A phenomenon that occurs in the state of Oregon. Lifetime residents aren't aware or it. Only those who have spent some time out of state will notice. The citizens of Oregon love to stare. In traffic, at the grocery store, in line at the bank, etc. It's what they do, and when you catch them staring, the won't look away.
They were never taught public manners because the only city in the entire state is Portland. Don't take it as a threat or an insult. It's simply their way of life.
You've heard the saying "a deer in the headlights." More like "an Oregonian in the Wal-Mart."
You ever get that feeling that someone's watching you? Oh right, we're in Oregon.

The Oregon Stare
by Foomdawg August 1, 2022
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chizawiza stare

when a guy has just done the most diabolically goofiest guy thing in the world
Max dissed josh and josh gave him the most extremely haunting chizawiza stare
by goofy chizawiza August 18, 2022
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Stinky Staring

Two women have a staring contest while another woman will fart directly at their faces (mostly with her bare butt sticking out), the main point of the game is to not get distracted by the smell.
"Sally and Melissa were playing Stinky Staring the another day"
"Oh really? Who won?"
"Kathy, she ate too much Taco Bell for lunch"
"No wonder why the living room smells like rotten eggs"
by LordJackson August 20, 2022
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Weegee Stare

Weegee Stare is one of Weegee's abilities, which is made due to Weegee originally being used by editing him in images.
However he turns the person into a clone of him with this ability, first making the opponent have his eyes, then his mustache, head and body.
Also the person doesn't become as powerful as weegee, he has the same power as a regular human.
Guy 1: imagine if the weegee stare was real
Guy 2: that would be creepy
by Malleo Malleo August 31, 2022
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Care Bear Stare

The act of slicing open your stomach, similar to seppuku, and letting your organs fall out to intimidate others. Old term that originated from the Care Bears show, that was given an adult spin.
The suspect escaped after giving the officers the Care Bear Stare.
by MMathGeek November 1, 2022
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*Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*

When you say something so cringey and disgusting yet you feel nothing about the person that you have wronged.. it gives the rest of us shivers. This is how we stare back at you.
Him: She looks fantastic absolutely gorgeous picture perfect so fine with everything in the rite places... alright alright alright

Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*
by DJ Dammit Man November 5, 2022
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Jada Stare

A non verbal que from your boss to commit black on black violence in public, preferably at an awards ceremony.
It was all laughs and smiles until he got the jada stare, then he knew he had to take out his brother.
by AlSharp21 March 31, 2022
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