dirk stain

A dirk is a cigarette. A dirk stain is the yellowing of the fingers due to the dirk smoke.

Katie: "ew man I need to quit smoking, these dirk stains are seriously gross!"

Jon: "cut up a raw potato and rub it on your fingers. I guarantee it'll take away your dirk stains"

by Chilli.k2 February 5, 2014

Christ Stains

Priests often use this word, to describe the cu m in the floor after they molest a child.

Child; What is that, mister?
Priest; those are Christ stains, young one.

by TomTryck October 7, 2018

Cuntywank stain

female cum stained panties. Often sniffed by wierdos. White in complection and smells like fish.

bollocks i have left a cuntywank stain on my seat...
oh ya cuntywank stain!

by master Nathan March 7, 2008

gram staining

The act of jerking off into an open joint then smoking you or your friend's semen

The last time I went gram staining was when I was with my dad

by Brown fish April 19, 2017

fudge stain

A shit stain on the ass part of your pants

Dude, you got a wicked fudge stain going on!

by 98678596758674396748967 January 11, 2009

Yogurt stains

Cum

My parents tell me not to eat in bed, but this morning I found yogurt stains in their bed

by Babba ji March 13, 2022

Gerbil stain

When you shoot a gerbil out of your ass and it hits something and leaves a poop stain.

Listen bro I’m sick of you leaving a gerbil stain all over my adult diapers

by Gerbilicous6969 May 13, 2018