When you have a remote controlled bidet and your partner takes too long to go to the bathroom and you take control of the situation.
Sharon told Rickey that 1.5 hours was too long to be using the only toilet (and had a bidet feature) in the house. Sharon hooked up a remote control to the bidet, so she could control the time he sat and read on the toilet. She nicknamed her remote control, "The Intrusive Squirter!"
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When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
Get the Concert Squatter mug.When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
Get the Concert Squatter mug.When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
Get the Concert Squatter mug.A person you find already occupying your seat when you get to the concert . When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
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Minimum time of 1 minute of dead silence and smoke loss qualifies someone as a joint-squatter.
Minimum time of 1 minute of dead silence and smoke loss qualifies someone as a joint-squatter.
Yo Rajesh, stop joint squatting and either puff it or pass it, bro! Fuckin Drugger is a joint squatter
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