A female college freshman who spends the majority of her first year drunk and on her back legs spread in the dorms. They are usually drunk prior to arrival at the party, are overly loud, and gain attention from desperate Bro's attracted to their slutty dress attire, lack of morals and boobs which constantly stay out of their dress.
Ways to recognize a Bed-Spread are by the shoes, which usually end up in their hands by the end of the night walking bare feet down South High st. Or by the identifier names such as Brittany, Lindsey, Ashley, and Candy
Ways to recognize a Bed-Spread are by the shoes, which usually end up in their hands by the end of the night walking bare feet down South High st. Or by the identifier names such as Brittany, Lindsey, Ashley, and Candy
Campus Bed-Spread jargon includes
Im like..so drunk right now
I dont give a fuck
I like...the best at giving head
Im like..so drunk right now
I dont give a fuck
I like...the best at giving head
by The Right Guy. September 27, 2010
When during intercourse, the male places a bagel around his shaft, and during his orgasm, he ejaculates on the bagel then forces his partner eat it.
by Tarek_the_Destroyer October 25, 2010
The ultimate in modern security searches to be performed by TSA officials on members of the public at the entry of all government facilities and prior to those citizens boarding any form of transportation.
Citizens wishing to board an airplane, for example, are gate raped by members of the TSA through a thorough pat down and followed up with the "strip-n-spread", wherein the citizen disrobes, lays back and is fitted into comfy warm stirrups prior to their mandatory cavity search.
Citizens wishing to board an airplane, for example, are gate raped by members of the TSA through a thorough pat down and followed up with the "strip-n-spread", wherein the citizen disrobes, lays back and is fitted into comfy warm stirrups prior to their mandatory cavity search.
Before TSA implemented the strip-n-spread I was so scared of taking the bus to work. Now I can feel secure in knowing that my fellow passengers have nothing explosive shoved up their asterisk
by justthinkin' November 28, 2010
When a girl gives a boy a blowjob during the holiday season and he blows his load (christmas cheer) in her face.
Tyler: "Dude I just spread Christmas cheer all over that hoe's face."
Samson: "Dude your just like Santa Claus."
Boy: "My mom caught me spreading Christmas cheer all over my girlfriends face."
Samson: "Dude your just like Santa Claus."
Boy: "My mom caught me spreading Christmas cheer all over my girlfriends face."
by courtneyann! December 02, 2007
The resulting spray between your fingers when you vomit in public and try to hold it back with one hand.
Hugh: "I heard Chuck puked in the middle of the bar last night."
Ralph: "Yeah, he did a four finger spread over some people's table."
Ralph: "Yeah, he did a four finger spread over some people's table."
by T-von September 05, 2008
Where you're pleasuring a girl using your fingers but you use you pointing finger and your middle finger to insert into the vaginally whilst rubbing the vaginally with you thumb making a spread the money action
by Jwood2k03 February 14, 2017
J.T. and Kelton shared a bed last night in Abilene. They did the Chicago Cheek Spread because the bed was too small.
by turkeymuffins3 March 12, 2011