Dave, "mate, you know that woman who raped me 9 months ago."
Mike, "Yeah, why did you just bring it up?"
Dave,"I saw her with a kid that looks a bit like a younger me."
Mike,"She's a sperm burglar!"
Mike, "Yeah, why did you just bring it up?"
Dave,"I saw her with a kid that looks a bit like a younger me."
Mike,"She's a sperm burglar!"
by Lukethesod September 16, 2008
a person who sucks dick and swallows every last drop of sperm out of a penis, as they would the very last bit out of a jug of milk.
Man, I love these two chicks almost the same. One is an awesome cum dumpster, but the other one is an amazing sperm chugger
by urban beast April 15, 2011
by sasorii July 20, 2021
by Words From The People February 27, 2014
Its when you blow a load in a chick's ass and it drips down into the vagina, getting the chick pregnant.
by TwigAndBerris August 30, 2018
by 1aputa September 15, 2017
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full. Thats a sperm joke
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full. Thats a sperm joke
by That guy you know from school May 01, 2014