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docket slam

In courtrooms across the United States, prosecutors can frequently get unreasonable with their plea bargains. Public Defenders and private defense attorneys will then agree to demand speedy trial on all of their cases, causing the judge's docket to become hopelessly backlogged and overloaded with cases set for trial. This causes the Judge to make bench offers to clear up his or her docket. It also forces the procecutors to plea out more cases so they can pursue the most dangerous defendants.
A.P.D. #1: these prosecutors are trying to give prison time on sale and delivery of cannabis cases! A.P.D. #2: docket slam them!

Judge: Counselor, what say you on Mr. Smith's case? A.P.D. #3: Ready for trial, your honor.
by AngryYoungMan2011 July 11, 2011
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Slam Boned

I was so slam boned last night I puked in the bar.
by Parsballs1 September 14, 2011
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Keyboard Slamming

Keyboard Slamming is the action of rapidly typing random keys normally in all uppercase and can be usually found in TikTok comments.
"PLEASEEE BAHAHJHUWHFULIUDWUIG"
"OMFG ULIHWUHAHUHDUH"
"LMFAOOOO LWUHUGSHQUSHUWGFWIDWJD"
"Oml can you guys stop Keyboard Slamming and just say, lol, lmao or some shit like that."
by why're you looking here? October 27, 2020
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California slam

When someone lays on their belly on the ground butt naked while their partner jumps off the bed and slams a california burrito down their partners ass hole.
by breztri February 22, 2021
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Ass slammed

1. A thing you say to someone when they lose an argument
2. Getting ass slammed in the literal sense
by Brendanwa January 11, 2022
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Laugh Slam

“Laugh slam”. Laugh slam is the unexpected comment that creates uncontrollable giggles and or laughter in some one else. It is not a laugh slam if it is premeditated.
If a homie catch you off guard with a comment that makes you laugh so hard that you are crying you got laugh slammed.
by Robzilla VanCity July 14, 2021
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slamming the bunks

"I'm knackered mate, I'm gonna be slamming the bunks soon."
by Overflowow June 11, 2021
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