single train

When you havent been in a relationship for 6 months plus. you are officially single. and apart of the single train.

hey lisa
hey poophead
wyd
nun
how long you been single for
man i masturbate with a toothbrush, ive been single for a whole year
damn wtf tmi bitch
oh my bad
okay youre officially part of the single train
damn
damn

by KoalazRsEXy February 26, 2020

single till I crinkle

(phrase) unwillingly single until you become too old to be a viable option

I’ll be “single till I crinkle.”

by yourmommadoes March 6, 2020

single mans 69

Sucking on three of your fingers while tossing your load

When Dave lost his partner he decided to have a single mans 69

by Selfies 69 March 21, 2020

Single stitch

Used to describe 25 year old, mass marketed looney tunes, mainstream band & marvel t shirts, to unsuspecting hype beasts (who’ve never heard of eBay) on insta for a premium.

Yo, that single stitch nirvana tee is mega rare, they only sold 8 million of those bitches! Would you take $2500 for it?

by IronChic August 31, 2020

Every Single Year

A national holiday where everyone plays minecraft.

"Carol, what are you doing?"
"Playing For-"
"Stfu, wrong game. It's Minecraft time every single year."

by bruhmoney December 15, 2020

Single Pegger

When a car is so garbage that it only spins one wheel instead of both when trying to do a burnout.

“Cunt look at Sam leaving in his VX. He’s gonna do a burnout watch! Aw fuck. It’s just a single pegger.”

by Jona123 July 27, 2021

The single dick effect

When there is an attraction to an otherwise unattractive person because they are the only male in the room/ available to be conquered.

He’s not even hot its just the single dick effect.

by emilyinharas November 16, 2021