salami face

gryffin Mcgowan

dang gryffin mcgowan has such a salami face

by HT132 November 7, 2019

Salami

Rare french word combination meaning “dirty friend” -> sal = dirty + ami = friend.

He thought he had found a trustworthy friend but when he discovered his friend was banging his wife “comme un ourse”, he realized he was just a “salami”.

by MXB69 January 7, 2020

salami

A synonym for salary

your salami has decreased significantly

by mr cock23 April 26, 2020

Selfmisactory effect

A situation in which your own natures, actions, or perceptions of/in a subject (such as things you do while driving) are being discussed in a negative way without the speakers (the people talking about it) knowing that it applies to you, creating an extremely awkward scenario where you didn't know that what you did is something your friends or co-workers, or whoever is discussing the subject, despise.

When we were talking about annoying drivers, it was hard not to laugh at Dan who had a shocked face like he was experiencing the selfmisactory effect.

by V_I_B_E July 28, 2020

selainy

The most beautiful,caring , loving person you could meet, she’s just so perfect.... I could go on and on but I’m tired ... goodnight I love you babyyyyy-Rj

Damn, I want a Selainy

by Did odd September 8, 2020

Salami smuggler

Someone who stuffs material or objects in there crotch to give the illusion that there penis is bigger than it is... similar to the term smuggling budgies..

Look at that salami smuggler he must have at least two pairs of socks stuffed in his jocks

by Skippyq September 23, 2020

salami

'Salami'

A word to describe a moment were you secretly share negative emotions towards someone who is unaware of the fact.

person1: "yeah I accidentally microwaved my pet cat"
person2: salami.
person1: "lol what?"

by martsanie November 8, 2020