Schmin

A cheeky friend to whom I love and would follow into battle.

That little schmin doesnt know about the economic disparity between north and south italy.

by Dawford January 28, 2026

Schmungulonimbus

A Schmungulonimbus (plural schmungulonimbi) Any oddly shaped cloud, although typically of larger size. Not to be confused with a Cumulonimbus. Despite not typically being considered clouds in their own right, hurricanes, dust storms, and tornadoes may also be referred to as schmungulonimbi.

Person A: Hey, that big ass cloud looks kinda weird, right?
Person B: Yeah man, that thing's a schmungulonimbus.

by Schmungulonimbus March 9, 2026

Schlinging Meat

A term used to describe the act of Masturbating or Jerking Off

Hold on, I will be online in a second just Schlinging Meat right now.

by WagooChicken June 19, 2025

Schminched

The desiring of Chick-fil-a on a Sunday and having the frustrating realization that they aren’t open.

Bro 1: “Hey man I’m hungover let’s get a frosted lemonade from Chick-fil-A.”

Bro 2: “Sunday.”
Bro 3: “You just got schminched.”
Bro 1: “Dudeeeeee. I got schminched.”

by Flying Dutchmen July 13, 2025

The brotherhood of the schwing

A group of highschool freshman who created a name for their group of friends. Whenever you see a hot chick, you yell out "SCHWING" and nod to your friends with a grin.
At lunch, members comment on the ass and/or tits of a certain girl.

dan: jesus christ did you see that chick's tiats?!
kyle: aww yeah i would totally bang her in the asshole.
conrad: SCHWING!
leo, walking up to the table: what's up guys?
everyone: shut up greek.

You can't join the brotherhood of the schwing cause your gay.

awww. =(

by daniel at CDS December 14, 2008