Sammy P

That one basketball player who thinks he’s good and doesn’t get off the court, but it’s because he’s such a little shit.
Averages 2 points a game and has an IQ of a blanched potatoe

Sammy P: I’m such a fucking god at basketball
Everyone Else: No you’re not your such a little shit

by NotVarun January 24, 2019

Sammy Wilkinson

He is the best in the world. You are lucky if you meet him. He is the best. And he is good at everything sooooooo...................... ye

Wow! He’s a Sammy Wilkinson he’s ded lucky

by Abcs123aimmgonnamligmay April 24, 2019

Hot Sammy

The act of deficating on one's chest. Obviously a sibling to the Hot Carl and the Hot Sally.

Travis- "Can I give you a Hot Sammy?"
Debra- "I would love if you shit on my chest! Do it."

by Chesterthemelester September 30, 2009

Sammy Hagar

a punk bitch that could never live up to Diamond Dave

did you hear that new band? the singer sounded like a sammy hagar.

by Damb June 03, 2008

sammy samosa

The art of hitting someone in the face with your forearm/elbow

Man 1 - "Duude that guys staring you out"
Man 2 - "I'm gonna go over there and give him a sammy samosa right on the nose"

by bertie love December 12, 2009

backhand sammy

The name given to a backhand slap to the face to shut someone up

1: Backhand Sammy's comin out, I don't want him to, but if u don't shut up...

2: Charlie's gonna get one from Backhand Sammy if he doesn't watch himself

by HeWhoSmokesBitches March 26, 2005

Sammy Poo

DUH.

She screamed sammy poo at the top of her lungs.

by maddawg1 September 29, 2009