dead sailor

When you are having vaginal sex and it slips in the wrong hole

Last night John and I were doing it and I swear he tried to dead sailor me on purpose!

by Realest g around February 17, 2023

tongue of a sailor

To be potty mouthed

Someone who swears or curses alot

Person1: Is that Rick? He lookes like a nice guy

Person2: Yeah, Rick looks kind but he’s got a tongue of a sailor

by Rick:] September 24, 2021

Silly Little Sailor

Coolest person alive
sails
writes sad poetry

person 1: “Wow, who are they? They look rad”
person 2: “Oh theyre both part of the silly little sailor club.”
person 1: “Nice”

by Sillysailorgirl May 3, 2022

Sailor

The opposite of vegan. Made with real animal products the way nature intended.

I don't want a vegan muffin. Gimme one made with real butter. Gimme a sailor muffin.

by Empty-Oh May 8, 2022

sailor smith

girl everyone knows at lake highlands dallas because of rg

I heard sailor smith was with reagan davis

by Dallasghost69 May 23, 2022

Wayward sailor

A wandering sailor; always searching for calm; struggles in and with conforming society; enjoys being alone, craves company but then leaves abruptly for the comfort of their wandering nature alone

The wayward sailor enjoyed having drinks with friends from long ago, but quickly retired to his boat and felt the comfort of knowing what he wouldn’t know until morning.

by T4me11 March 20, 2022

Smooth Sailor

When the toilet paper is clean after a big shit. No evidence on the toilet paper

Wow that was a huge shit better wipe. .... wipes ass.... looks at toilet paper nothing there. ..... Good to go a Smooth Sailor.

by Murseh8r January 23, 2022