Super Straight

An unintelligent individual who excuses their homophobia by making up their own sexuality that is represented by the porn hub colour scheme.

A: "wow, they're really hot!"
B: "Actually, they're trans so they are not someone I want to date. I'm transphobic-- I mean super straight and I only date real wo-"

*gunshots*

B: XP
A: :D

by MaddieSkye1715 April 17, 2021

Super-Straight

Unoriginal attempt at straight people trying to join the LGBTQ+ community.

Person 1: Hey I'm super-straight, I'm open to questions about it as i know it's out of the blue

Person 2: That's not a real thing fuckwadd

by DoTheMario2582 March 6, 2021

Super Straight

Super Straight or SS means super small referring to a man's penis size.

any super straight people here?
Yeah me!

by r0ttenapples March 8, 2021

Super Straight

A sexuality that describes a transphobic cis man that also enjoys drinking pee and having their balls crushed. they also typically have micro penis!

“damn a heard he’s super straight.”
“yeah i’m gonna offer to pee in his mouth”

by iheartmilfs March 6, 2021

Super Straight

A Neo-Nazi affiliated group under the guise of being a sexuality, using the Nazi symbol SS, in place of two lightning bolts. Transphobic people are funnelled into it, whether they know it's Nazi affiliated or not.

Person 1: I'm super straight, I only date cis people

Person 2: That's a lot of words for neo-nazi

by LangJ March 7, 2021

Super Straight

A sexuality created to disguise blatant transphobia

“I don’t want to date a trans person”
“That’s okay, but why?”
“Because they’re not the actually the gender they identify with so that would make me gay. I’m not gay, I’m super straight”

by Luciel Choi March 7, 2021

Super Straight

A made up sexuality for men who take it super straight up the butt

Women don’t like me so I now identify as “super straight”

by Lilmoron March 10, 2021