rice burner

A 2000 dollar car with peel on window tints, 4 different sized wheels with 4 differetn hub caps on them. The car that you can hear smell and see the smoke cloud from an hour later.

johny jumped into his 1985 rice burner right after he finished his drug deal.

by max the jew September 19, 2003

rice-cube

Noun.
An individual of asian decent who associates himself with the African American inner city subculture, often mimicking aspects such as "ghetto" attires, souped-up rice-rockets, and excessive gangsterism.

"Have you seen the show with the aspiring Asian rappers?"
"Yeah, you mean the rice-cubes?"

by 708 Boys December 14, 2004

Got Rice

A term used to find out who is Asian or not. To ask some one "Got Rice" that would be to ask someone if they are asian.

Yo homie, you got rice?

by Shu November 15, 2003

Condoleezza Rice

(n) One who shops for Ferragamos while her brothers and sisters drown and die. A denizen of pure, unadulterated evil put upon the earth to cause as much pain and suffering as possible while enriching a criminal cartel. An unmitigated liar who seeks to confuse and obfuscate. Physical characteristics are an evil, spotted mug with a disastrous set of fangs protruding from a dessicated maw.

I wonder why Condoleezza Rice doesn't see a dentist?

by Balls Fargas May 31, 2007

rice burner

A car with no real threat potential that is usually mismatched with the wrong equipment and poorly set suspension with a canted wheel disposition. Despite the farting noise put out by the mufflers, the misfiring NGKs and 5 ton music system which pretty much puts the car back to square one in terms of weight if not HEAVIER than when it was stock, the drive has a statistically better chance of generating more HP and Kilojoules from wanking his crank at bedtime. Identifying Characteristics: Due to an obnoxiously large and high set aluminum wing, it is commonly mistaken for a SHOPPING CART at your local SAFEWAY or PIGGLY WIGGLY.

Mary Mary, quite contrary. Trim the bush it's so damned hairy! Cut that sh*&t off.

by vespa September 17, 2003

fried rice

Having sex on a stovetop. Gas stoves are preferred by extreme risk-takers and those who enjoy the smell of burning flesh.

Did you have fried rice last night?" "Yea, but we used an electric stove. Not nearly as exciting.

by StrangerStranger April 23, 2011

Condoleezza Rice

A Mexican dish

Paul: Why is my Condoleezza Rice so dry?
John: Is that really a question?

by yomama'smom January 27, 2010